There are 390 calories in a McDouble

There are 390 calories in a McDouble.
There are 320 calories in an Avocado.

Let that sink in.

An Avocado is more filling than a McDouble. Let that sink in.

>Fag food has less calories
w o w

This was a shitty thread.

Let that sink in.

McDonald's isn't making people fat. People have been eating McDonald's for 70 years. It's Starbucks. 1,000 cal frappucinos.

Don't want to be a faggot but that's a false equivalency.

Hope nobody really believes that a cheeseburger that's been factory-assembled, frozen and refried is more healthy than a raw vegetable.

I love fast food and eat all the time. Come on, though.

That's it, I'm switching to McDouble on toast for breakfast in the morning.

Because 70 years ago obesity didn't exists

To be fair, the McDouble has a lot more protein. Avocado is pure fat.

Fats are good but if all you ate all day was 2000 calories of avocados you'd be in worse shape than if you are 2000 calories of McDoubles

Will soneone please for the love of god, let that fucking sink in, its been waiting outside for hours!

animal fat and protein vs plant

Who eats an entire avacado in one sitting?

Half for sandwich half for guac

how many sinks do you fags need?

You don't understand food... let that sink in

if i'm making toast i usually use half an avocado per slice of bread

I think you mean kilocalories

I do. I love eating avocados with a spoon + lemon juice.

sometimes I will eat two avocados in a sitting.

Someone get this madman out of here.

Jesus christ. I'm impressed and also intimidated.

They taste really good. Its like a healthy butter for us coasties

>Let that sink in.
>Let that sink in.
>Let that sink in.
>let that sink in
Why the fuck did you let the sink out in the first place?

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avacados are fucking gross but this thread is still pointless.

Plain advacado makes my ears itch but when I gaucify it I am fine. Am I allergic?

>implying butter is unhealthy

Its extremely unhealthy, ketoshill

>Its extremely unhealthy

What are you basing that statement on?

See the problem is avocado isn't good by itself, needs some salt, lemon juice, maybe some pepper. Now if you've gone that far you may as well get some bread or a roll to eat it in but at this point why not add some sliced tomato? But once you've added sliced tomato, just the tomato won't do it needs some extra savoury punch so you add some cheese to it. Now you've got the start of a great avocado meal but you know what goes well with the cheese? Some nice bacon. We can stop here since the focus of the meal is avocado but don't ever post again about avocados compared to mcdoubles while my wifes son is browsing the internet when I'm not supervising him.

>Now if you've gone that far you may as well get some bread or a roll to eat it in

"no"

Cheese and avo is so unnecessary.

Avo, lemon/lime, chilli, pepper and you're good to go. Maybe coriander

Avocado and a couple pinches of feta cheese is fine though.

calories arent a big deal desu

it has more carbs and sodium, thats what you have to watch out for into weight loss and health management

Why is this so fucking true

>this post

Sick bicep

not lemon juice plus putting in your fridge dumb niggers it dries out
t.get em for $1 each and get constant deals
mmmmmm UMA DELICIA

FEROCIOUS HANDJOBS

>fried foods are bad for you
>cooked exclusively in plant fats
>muh trans fats

McDoubles are tasty. Avocados are disgusting meme food.

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where do you live where the handling of avocado isn't second hand nature?

Lithuania.

no shit sherlock, everyone knows avocados are fat as fuck (healthy fat though), except dumb people like my sister who thinks anything who's vegetal has zero calories
she had an emotional breakdown when she realized vegetal meat substitutes had cheese and grains who made it 300 cals per 100 grams

but you eat an avocado with crackers or chips
also avocados are pure oil, at least the burger has some protein

You don't understand English? ...let that sink in

Ah makes sense I live where you can literally just grow them for fun. I fucking love the stuff.

starbucks didn't get popular until long after the obesity epidemic was in full swing

I really don't understand this thread.

Yeah, it is not really an option to grow it here. We get this shit imported and you have to fucking wait two weeks for it to get ripe, and then picture related happens and you fucking angry for the whole day. Shit sucks.

That does suck next time you have them lightly coat them in lemon it prevents them from browning also if you use tooth picks and poke them in the seed in the form of a cross and suspend them in water they'll sprout and you can plant them.

It's pure fat

avocados are delicious motherfuckers

Christ I hope you people are being ironic.

w o w

An avocado is just fat too

check mate atheists

>they'll sprout and you can plant them
>in lithuania
vapid avocuck confirmed

Kek

Who is this semen demon

>avocados are pure oil
>pure oil
>nothing but oil
>somebody help my avocado are leaking

There is nothing good about avocados
They taste like shit no matter what you do to them
They ruin every dish they are in

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This poster posts the truth!

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Fat is more beneficial and vital than protein.

>Fat is more beneficial and vital than protein.

Yummy avocado has less calories than chemical factory shit sandwich.

Win!

It is absolutely delicious by itself.

I could put the avocado in the mcdouble and get 710 calories

Eating avocadoes as much as i can and do 2/3 in a sitting isnt so great but i know its better than most of my other regular options

It depends on what you're trying to do. From my understanding, fats help with brain growth while protein helps with muscle growth. If you're a child, you should probably eat more fat than protein, if you're an adult you should probably eat more protein than fat. This doesn't count shit fat like potato chips, I'm mainly talking about stuff like meat fat or fat found in vegetables.

Dude seriously what the fuck is wrong with you

Thanks for the containment thread OP. That was some premo bait.

avocados are the gayest food

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A calorie is literally just how well a food burns. Like literally burning flames. That is it.

They're roughly the same size.

It's not a size thing. Avocado is richer in fats, while McDouble is richer in carbs.

Uh, they don't assemble at a factory and re-fry them, they are fried 100% beef (a frozen patty) and assembled when ordered by a team of highly trained niggers.

It's call Zabuka, get it right you plebs.

put lemon juice on them

lol what a dumbass

What the fuck is this thread? You guys...honestly don't think calories are the only important nutritional unit...right...?

i find avocado to be just fine with lime juice, garlic, habanero, an salt

>This doesn't count shit fat like potato chips, I'm mainly talking about stuff like meat fat or fat found in vegetables.

>potato chips
>thinly sliced vegetable cooked in vegetable fat

wut?

I'm not a regular on Veeky Forums. Do you always have this much of a problem with shitposting?