>grocery store doesn't have a soda sommelier to recommend food pairings
wtf is this i don't even
Grocery store doesn't have a soda sommelier to recommend food pairings
Grayson Wilson
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Dominic Perez
>local grocer got rid of their soda sommelier but still have a few grocery jesters
what the fuck, priorities much?
Isaac Watson
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Water sommelier is a thing
Joshua Ramirez
Why not get ones that does taste like food?
Jose Ramirez
>What color should we do for PB&J, there's a few different colors involved
>I don't know Jim, it's supposed to be grape jelly.
>Yeah purple would make sense I guess
>Nah fuck it we'll go with orange
Matthew Jackson
>ranch dressing soda
Dylan Hernandez
It's a real shame that restaurants make so much money on their wine. Drink/food pairing is constrained by economics.
Soda's in general pair great with cheese, much like Champagne.
Isaiah Perry
Tfw you already saw a screenshot of this thread on facebook.
I know it was you, OP
Anthony Gray
Not enough profit margin in soda to justify a specialist.
Luis Jackson
>Fit memes
Every board going this way now?
Lucas Watson
Somewhere on youtube there is a video of a guy who quit his job and fulfilled his life dream of opening a specialty soda shop, with hundreds of brands. You could tell that he loved his work so much he could hardly wait to get to his shop every morning. I envied him so much.
Nicholas Nelson
no
every once in a while a female or two finds this board and shits it up for a while
our big, hairy, uncircumcised cocks scare them away fast enough
Christopher Clark
Your store has more than one jester? Fuck, hoe do you get anything done without getting pranked out of the store?
Hudson Garcia
There is no soda you can find at a grocery store that is actually good
Try some curiosity cola, plebs
Liam Roberts
Not every one. some are still so niche that they haven't succumbed to shitposting. it's sad that Veeky Forums has fallen though, it was pretty comfy for years after the bigger boards went to shit
Gabriel Scott
Me? I'd eat crab legs
Cooper Miller
i laughed out loud at this
thanks op
Jace Garcia
what piss poor flyover grocery store are you going to
Levi Flores
In all fairness the inly one that doesn't sound awful is the PB&J one.
Jackson Kelly
Pumpkin soda is fine; not particularly good, but fine.
Owen King
OP would be a smelly sommelier.
Bentley Russell
Had a pumpkin pie soda from another brand before and was not a fan. Not an indicator of theirs but hey.
Therr is a chocolate bacon soda that exists and is fucking disgusting. Can't remember the brand name.