Rate my homemade pizza lads

rate my homemade pizza lads

Looks ok but needs some anchovy. That had better be barbecue sauce under the cheese, too.

Way too many anchovies but I understand when people like em they really like em.

Way too overpowering imo.

Those are obviously pieces of beef, not anchovy

that's a lot of anchovies man

do americans really eat this?

4/10
Missing tomato slices.

Looks like the toppings I'd usually get. Would eat.

No.

You can clearly see the fibers of the meat.

No.

Beef shaped like anchovies
Do Americans really do this?

Yes, of course.

just finished making a batch of pizza dough, made pizza sauce from fresh tomatoes yesterday.

it's been a year since I made pizza from scratch, but I think I have improved.

>fucking beef on a pizza
kys

Toppings aren't my cup of tea, don't see any sauce, crust looks a little bland.

4.5/10 that's the best I can do.

I'm a beefatarian.

looks tasty, my boy

my growling stomach gives that pizza a solid 9/10

Looks good.

Not the toppings I'd choose, but looks good otherwise. 9/10

Looked like the pizza had mice from the thumbnail

beef jerky on a pizza?

That's not anchovy.

That's not anchovy.

Teriyaki maybe?

everybody who is evolved prefers egg over fish so i dono why you are trying to go evolutionarily backwards

Why is it in a pizza box?

Much too many anchovies lad

I know, that's why I said it NEEDS anchovy you illiterate sack of shit.

is dat sum leeches?

I don't personally like anchovies, but jalapeno and onion are god-tier toppings.

Onion and bell pepper are perfect veggie combos with any salted meat.

OBSSEESSed

Why does it have period clots on it?

T. Britbong obssesed

Needs Pepperoni

Rate My Homemade Pizza Lads

I think you might have some raw dough in there but I could be wrong

Ah, its such a relief to meet a fell fan of the 'chove. Also, you might consider baking the crust for 5 minutes or so and then applying the toppings. Pizza at home is difficult because most of our ovens aren't up to the task.

>my homemade pizza

>posts a stock photo

11/10

>no char
>too much cheese
>no visible tomatoes
absolutely disgusting 2/10

3/10

Visually unappealing, uneven distribution of ingredients, crust not uniformly golden brown, ingredients not chopped to uniform/semi-uniform size to consistently cook them.

When I make homemade (bread anything really) base it comes out like shit. Dense, doesn't taste anything like any other I've ever eaten. Just horrible, no matter what recipe I follow. Pretty much the same for the sauce too to be honest.

Is that beef?