How old were you when you realized that steak is a meme?
>Properly cooked steak tastes like ass
>allegedly good tasting steak is food poisoning waiting to happen
>the cut in general is garbage
How old were you when you realized that steak is a meme?
Adrian Cooper
Other urls found in this thread:
who.int
twitter.com
Zachary Thompson
>food poisoning
>being a beta libcuck bitch with no immune system
Stop fucking every man you see and maybe you won't get AIDS faggot.
Brandon Adams
When they sear the steak it locks in the bacteria and when continued to cook it kills them off.
It cannot make you sick.
Camden Moore
>go to a restaurant
>order steak rare
>waitress says "Really?"
John Harris
Piss off with your "meme" buzzword.
Chase Bennett
just below medium is best, 55 to 60 celsius kills all microbes except random extremophiles
if it's not delicious then something's wrong with your tastebuds
Grayson Wood
>rare steak = food poisoning
>Often eat rare steak
>Live in third world shithole
>Eat questionable food
>Travel a bit
>Eat questionable food in over 25 countries
>Including the DRC
>Never had food poisoning
>Never heard of it except for on American TV
>Visit America
>Order some "wings with sauce" in a legit eatery in buffalo
>Pissing out my ass and puking a couple hours later with major stomach cramps for 12 hours
>Visit hospital when I could go 10 mins without puking or shitting
>told it was food poisoning
I have been eating off, several times refrozen, partially raw, hit the floor, mixed with other meats when raw, chicken and never had a problem. Rare steaks handled similarly treated and never had a problem.
I visit the country with some of the strictest, most ridiculous food laws and I get food poisoning.
Elijah Rivera
If that happened I definitely would not order any sort of steak. If it's a low end restaurant I would understand but if it's a nice place I would question eating anything there.
Charles Sanders
Either she knows something about the kitchen that you don't or she doesn't know what she's talking about
Connor Thomas
Youre a meme you annoying gayfag
Eli Moore
>steak
>unless you pay in the three figure range it's just unseasoned chicken
>paying hundreds of dollars to get a tiny bit more animal fat
>when you could just buy pork
|
>
|
|
When did you realize muscle tastes like shit, contributes to cancer, and is a marketing scheme more devious than De Beers diamonds?
Jayden Williams
|
>
|
3
|
Am I doing it right?
Christian Rodriguez
Just because something is a law doesn't mean that everyone will do it
Brandon Hall
Case in point, this fucker.
Gabriel Reyes
Never fucking make a thread here again, you ignorant faggot.
Ryan Rodriguez
Who pays you to make shit up all day?
Samuel Rogers
really good meat smells and tastes like really good cunt.
Zachary Ortiz
>allegedly good tasting steak is food poisoning waiting to happen
How did you make it to the cooking board? You clearly have no interest/knowledge.
Henry Hill
>the cut is garbage
What? The steak cut is garbage? What does that even mean? Is this bait?
Is this bait, too? Bacteria is on the surface of the meat, as long as you sear it its safe to eat. This is why its recommended that you thoroughly cook ground beef, since the grinding process mixes surface bacteria into the meat.
Kayden Wright
God why did they decide to automatically strip exif data from images posted to Veeky Forums
Jaxon Miller
So why did it take me going to one of the most policed countries in the world to get food poisoning in the first eatery I visited when stomping on roaches while I eat in a third world establishment does me nothing?
Imagine where the laws are lax. Don't you think people won't go lower?
Elijah Young
Could just be back luck. Diarrhea is definitely more common outside of USA, with DRC having the second highest rate of children dying from it. Your one specific example isn't representative of everything, Africa and SE Asia have the highest rates of food poisonings.
who.int
Leo Hernandez
>go to restaurant
>order steak well done
>waitress says "Really?"
Lincoln Wright
To your health, op.
Kevin Cook
if you can't enjoy meat just go vegan and kill yourself
Jayden Taylor
Wait what? I have been laundering every single photo I upload because of exif data.
Asher Rodriguez
Rate my stake
Aaron Gonzalez
Looks raw
Grayson Turner
Looks over cooked
Christian Smith
Looks peppery
Jordan Cruz
Looks under ketchuped
Jack Jackson
mit pfeffer
Wyatt Powell
This is really fucking stupid bait.
Isaac Nguyen
You don't need to anymore
Asher Moore
>go to restaurant
>order steak
>waitress says "Really?
it was actually the library
Jose Hughes
Looks like shit
10/10
Jonathan Smith
wtf i hate steak now
Blake Brooks
I was in my 20's when I realized that OP is and always will be a faggot.
Joshua Young
...
Brayden Clark
Name where you went in Buffalo you ape
Lucas Campbell
I think it's been two years or so since Veeky Forums started stripping exif data from all images, except maybe /p/. I still do what you do and convert all .jpgs into .pngs first just in case
Owen Gray
>not screenshotting your photos and then taking a picture of it and then taking screenshots of that photo
It is like you want hackers to find you and rape you in your sleep
Justin Hernandez
I've never tasted steak before
Adrian Johnson
I actually used to screenshot photos, but after years of weaponizing my autism and tracking down people based on exif data and clues in photos, I figure that other autists with even less of a life than me can easily identify features in photos and track me down that way if they want to. The fact that Veeky Forums strips data now removes some of the fun honestly