Reddit can't coo-

Seriously that's a dish I would cook when I don't have time for anything else. Penne, chicken, what looks like very tiny pieces of tomato, in what looks like a basic cream based sauce. If you can't make this then there's something wrong with you.

Because there's a certain group of territorial autists who are guaranteed to flip their shit just because it's the evil enemy club you're supposed to hate... because rules.

But I'm sure they don't know their knives as well as we do.

..or cast iron skillets.

i made homemade mac and cheese without a bechamel last night

can i cook?

...

>can't cook a disgusting grease filled low effort pizza

Your right, I can't make anything as bad as that even if I tried

Goddamn this looks good

t. intermittent fasting

cheese + avocado

barf

This food looks good. Only children in denial will doubt that.

But Reddit is still full of retards that will recite entire songs verse by verse in a string of replies. It's pure cancer over there.

Just because you put Hamburger Helper© in a pan, doesn't mean you can cook, fella

We just had thread about peanut butter that devolved into race politics... but I digress.

why are you wasting time farming that autistic site for pics you can post here, OP?

Didn't realize boiling pasta and dumping a entire bottle of Thousand Island onto it is considered cooking.

That's better than 90% of American "cuisine."

What sauce is that?

This post is satire if it's made by a brit.

Thousand Island dressing.
Reddit can't cook.

Jews breathe liquid plasma through their skin

Oh shit, is that chicken bacon alfredo?
I had some tonight and I know there's a Reddit recipe for one. It was pretty good.

Pasta is plain looking 5/10 at best
Pizza crust looks decent but the topping ratio and grease is disgusting

Link to recipe?

I bet that's what your nipples look like
fuck out of here with that frozen Walmart pizza

ur a qt send digist

>memes can't be force-

Something that always concerned me about vegans...

Despite claims that vegan foods will keep you healthier, every time I meet a vegan they are
>Aging very poorly
>Covered in wrinkles
>Have no muscle tone
>Are often ill
>Have a thousand yard stare
>Speak and behave like they're euphoric from lack of blood oxygen
>Sagging, deflated breasts
>Hunched appearance

Are they just doing it wrong?
Is it wrong to urge dieters to approach veganism if "doing it wrong" can result in this?

Veganism is meme-tier way to suicide yourself. Your body require the meat and fat of other animals to function properly. All the vegans I've ever met were all self loathing masochists.

>can't pick up on sarcasm
>overreacts
>bois
Autismo alert

B-but muh Michelle Pfeiffer before after pics