Al/ck/: middle of the workweek edition

Currently drinking my 3rd bottle of cheap ass cider through a 2 day old mcdonald's straw so not so good.

6 beers a day is not that bad keep it up user

Increasingly yes, but only if I'm low on vodka so have to resort to cheap 8% cider. If I have a good supply of vodka I'm fine and the whole world is cosy. For a few hours, anyway.

What's with all these broads in the silhouettes?

$700, I'll post a pic. It's Chinese, but runs well. Haven't modified it yet but I probably will eventually.

The frostys here is 7.5% lol how did you get what I was drinking. I'm out of vodka until tomorrow sadly.

Matches my helmet. Kinda gay I guess...but I feel kinda cool regardless.

Guessing someone is dipping her toe in the water to gauge how /b/ al/ck/ might become should, god forbid, some people here have too few penises for Veeky Forums. I think al/ck/ is mature enough to handle it once a few horny shitposters have been weeded out, and we can all be friends without the need to constantly try and fuck each other. These threads have been a godsend for me. I'd like it if they were less user and we could provide a stronger support structure by way of knowing more about each other. Like AA but not shit. This is probably the single place on 4chins outside of /soc/ wherein I think name/trip-fagging shouldn't be discouraged. At the very least we could keep track of who has died.

Frosty is 7.2 here iirc, I normally go for K which is, uh, 8.4 or something, but it's like £1.50, frosty is fuckin' 89p for 500ml. It's my go to when I'm literally searching the streets for pennies to get buzzed

Yeah I'm fine with that not shit AA thing as long as there's no jesus shit, that would be great

>still having a drivers license
I mis mine so much ;_; still 2 more years until I get it back, and if I get a third DUI I'm looking at 3 years in prison

Yeah seriously. AAA (Alcoholics Anonymous Anonymous) needs to be totally void of that Agnostics Anonymous shite.

I don't know what K is but frosties is about £3 here so it's my backup

>K?
At 8.4%, It's a £1.50 source of about 4.2 units. Pretty awesome if you're broke. Doesn't taste like sautéed tramp colon either, unlike frosty jacksie.

I tried setting up a plug server so we could chill and play music but only one guy came in all weekend last week. it was actually chill and we talked a lot and played music. Shame nobody else tried it

Would you prefer something more pic related?

Also, stay strong Abe and squirrel user.

it tastes almost exactly like strongbow

Bus wanker

I think a lot of people are too socially anxious even for that.
As for me, I can't listen to music, it makes it 100 times harder to stay sober, it makes me too emotional. I need to stay dead on the inside or I scramble for the nearest brewery

Wasn't following the discussion, but I clicked on that hoping that it was a real thing.

Project moderation officially failed, lads.

Found myself having to drink liquor this morning to calm my hands before facing people. Kindling is no joke, fucking withdrawals after two days of boozing, although they were still mild.

I was fine with beer, liquor ruined it. I'm going to taper again, stick to pissy lager once in a while and generally focus on healthy living and smoke a bit of weed when I feel like it.

Also going to a shrink.

Thanks for reading blog.

Thank you. Abe would love his picture

>that condensation

getting thirsty

i knew an alckie that used to listen to tom waits all day

poor cunt never stood a chance

I can't even enjoy tunes anymore sober, it's horrible
I want to listen to good tunes but I can't becase I'm sober and then I can because I'm not anymore and then I'm feeling it

Moderation never works if you've a history of alcoholism. Within 3 days of the 'I'm ok now, I'll just have a couple like normal people' meme I'm chugging litres of vodka, covered in blood and shit, sat in a hedge somewhere crying.

>Never work

Speak for yourself retard

AFTER TWO DAYS!

Good lord your drinking days are over pal.

what should I get myself for breakfast? i'm heading out to buy some booze but I'm hungry and want to eat while i'm out.

What's a good beer or style of beer to have with hot wings?

Ever since my wife got pregnant and can't fight me due to morning sickness or drink because of the child, I have been turning up to work on time, keeping the house cleaner despite her throwing trash everywhere but the trash can she walks past, i feel much happier and I have not been drinking any fucking less.

What does this mean?

Google foods which are good for the liver

Half a bottle of vodka and a bottle of wine in, decided to splurge out a bit after quasi-neetbux finally came in, don't know what I'm gonna do with my life, the passion for what I study is gone, but definitely can't end it. Damn I wish I could tell my younger self something that would change the course of my life, but I honestly don't know what could've.

Oh and foods high in B1. I've bought a load of Kirk, herring, nuts and seeds to eat while I'm inbetween relapses. 9th day of absolutely stuffing my face after months of eating like one bite of peach and a peanut about every 3 days. Feelsgoodman.

Sorry about your wife

That sucks...2 freakin' years? Lame as fuck. I guess don't drink and drive is the lesson. Grab a cab or an Uber.

>Kirk
*pork
Fkn autoincorrrct.

youtube.com/watch?v=T1Nt6u1Ld2A

Don't stop believing user.

>Pregnant woman in underwear drinking wine from the bottle while smoking.watermark
It's getting dank in here.
Congrats on the taper, continue the good work.

You may be cold.
It confused me a few times too.

You need a gnome professional. Have you tried calling ?

You might like /r/crippling_alcoholism

You presented it like an aggressive spambot, it didn't help.
Post it once per thread so people can ctrl+F "www" to get the URL, give it a few weeks to see how things go.
Also xkcd.com/now

Get a divorce. And an abortion.

>stick to pissy lager once in a while
Wasn't it what you were supposed to do project moderation with?

I can still get away with having one to three bottles of beer on asocial occasion.

Hard drinking is pretty much done though, it's not worth the sacrifice any more.

Yeah. Bacon, eggs and a bloody mary sounds great user. Good call.

Yeah, got a 3 year ban 1 year ago almost to the day. At least I avoided prison, I was 4 times over the limit, rekt on Valium, and crashed. Again. Was looking at a good chance of spending 6 months inside.

Good to hear. I was afraid to post it, as I did not want things to come off differently than I meant over the Internet; it's a loving pic of Abe and this thread fusion.

Sorry to hear about the tough times that lay ahead. Hopefully you will pull through them.

>Wasn't it what you were supposed to do project moderation with?
Well it worked until I made a big jug of shine.

I enjoy distilling as a hobby so I was weary to give it up, but I guess I have to. I suffer from sunk cost fallacy.

Yup, that'll do nicely.
Before I even knew about thiamin I ate bacon and eggs like 4 times a week for years, probably stopped a fair amount of brain damage without my knowing it

You manage to keep down a job while dealing with the gnomes?

Very impressive.

Try selling booze? Make booze supplemented in B vitamins and other nutriments an alkie needs, that's a seller.

getting thirsty is good for you

and dat pic is quite artsy

I'll keep an eye out for it I've never seen it before. I take it you're in the UK?

I'd be too scared. Selling illegal liquor is no joke.

Not trying to go out like old Popcorn desu.

What kind of music?

I meant as a job, or side job, if you want to keep your hobby. But it's probably better to sell the still and start a stamp collection if you can't trust yourself around liquor.

>quit drinking cold turkey 7 weeks ago
>worst symptoms were bad stomach cramps and headaches the first few days
>cravings have really gone down lately
>went out with friends on Friday and had two beers
>didn't feel the need to have more then and haven't felt the need to drink since then

is this what being normal is like?

I get smashed and end up listening to folk punk and depressing shit

I think you're right.

Starting a business wouldn't be for me, I'm pretty much a hermit and I don't handle being around people well, so I don't see myself becoming the next Tito.

youtube.com/watch?v=v0dUnoecoZ0
like this?

I've considered this. Fuck knows why booze doesn't have B1 added at the very least. Especially the shit which is almost exclusively drunk by alchies; the string ciders and lagers, and the cheap vodkas etc. I'd do it but the corporate cunts make it impossible. To have a distillery at home for personal use, I need licenses, insurance, an approved property in which to use it, and to not only report every drop I produce, but to take it to be inspected and approved. To distill my first pint of vodka would cost around £45,000. To sell it? Impossible. You need to be a millionaire and be will to fight those who currently own the market, just to be legal. I HATE the UK sometimes.
Yus

>popcorn
Just in case anyone is yet to watch this, it's great. I'd have loved to be a moonshiner during prohibition. here 'tis...
youtube.com/watch?v=LlpeA-2luBw

Omg yes that's my favourite band and favourite song by them wtf

Really hits home doesn't it?

I tend to get into Johnny Hobo rabbit holes on youtube when I'm drinking and came across it that way.

Yes, essential a/ck/ kino. A bit romantic though, makes me want to sip a jug and have fun.

youtu.be/kaDMYqUbOPU

This is what got me into it. The lyrics are real as fuck

I get rekt and imagine what it'd be like to live in Sarah Blackwood's shorts. She's a recovering al/ck/, now a millionaire singer. Love this song
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq8Kq7a2JBM

>"she"
I'm not so sure.

Welp, she managed to queef this spawn, so I'm convinced.
I do have unusual taste in grils, I know it. I think she's a 10, most say like a 6.

Looks a lot like....

Fuck, that's the one for me as well, user. Getting kind of teary hearing just the intro, spent a lot of time on the floor with this music.

Are you into Carnford Nix as well? Speaking about real as fuck lyrics:

youtube.com/watch?v=uOZUnKgRzH0

That's a dude

How much did you pay? I wanna learn shit about autos but my booze habit is keeping funds low atm.

Dudes cannot into babby

>breeding as an al/ck

Scary as fuck, what if you relapse and ruin the kid's life?

you can tell by how disturbed the chink baby looks in the photo

see You fugged a literal trap

Nah she's gone all Russell Brand and doesn't touch anything any more. I probably could too if like them I became insanely rich.

I don't know if it's a cosplay or something. See kid's hat.
Is there something wrong with the kid's mouth?

>Sleeping Beauty
>Not just a fairytale
It's also a porn book by Anne Rice.

It's spot on mate just listened to that one song will definitely be checking out his other songs

That man-jaw says otherwise.

Also, for your consideration:
>cnn dot com slash 2017/07/31/health/trans-man-pregnancy-dad-trnd/index.html

Russell Brand has his heart in the right place but something about his positivity triggers me.

I don't think he fully buys it himself, he seems like the kind of lad that is potentially 24 hours away from being completely back in the game.

I get this eery feeling a lot from sober people. It seems like their success is built upon some sort of lie they can't acknowledge, like they're conning themselves.

I've met the dude at the trew era cafe, he's really nice to al/ck/s, because yeah, you can sort of tell that he's on edge and gagging to relapse. He even said that he needs alchies like us to remind him why he got sober, cheeky git.
It'd make a great spot for a uk al/ck/ meet up one day.

He has a bunch of good ones.

Poor cunt didn't make it though, OD'd in '02.

>trans
>man
>girl who drew on a beard
Nah.

90 in 22 is doable gnomebro. Hitch and "borrow" what's avalible, slow down for a day or two when you can, and drop off Mr booze on the way home. You aren't crazy man just going sideways.

We gnomes are just here to watch out for you man, nothing but love.

>fuck goblins though.

I saw a documentary he made, his face when he saw someone smoking heroin was hard to look at. You could feel the hunger. Hope he makes it though, having a kid and all.

I thought he was arrogant at first but if you pay attention you realise he's just trying to fake it till he makes it to himself, like's he's trying to bluff his way into confidence and feeling well. Poor cunt is just doing the best he can.

R.I.P

>start feeling pretty good and optimistic about life
>remember I just drank a glass of vodka 5min ago

Wait, shit, wrong link, here's a much better quality vid
youtube.com/watch?v=glQjCKAI4gA

He's supposedly clean in this series of videos but it seems to me like he's almost nodding off sometimes.

youtube.com/watch?v=aHRcYIvHogk

Seems like a great guy though.

Kek this happens to me all the time

He's definitely on heroin or some kind of downer on that video.

If you watch Brandon Novak when he was using he acted the exact same way.

never heard of this guy, just listened to cigarettes and heroin, love the dark sense of humor

then suicide or alcohol, haha yeah......

Also check this one:

youtube.com/watch?v=hImO8kVMqTQ

Feels galore.