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I used lays dill pickled flavored chips to scoop up some pace chunky salsa, im going to be dead within a week.

Wendy's chili. I imagine with the onion, peppers, tomatoes, and beans I won't be nutrient deficient in anything to the point of death. Hopefully Veeky Forums is right about salt being okay as long as you drink enough water and red meat is fine.

>raw sesame seeds
Fuck my asshole

Scrambled eggs. Toast. Pink lemonade.
Could be worse.

Scurvy is a shitty way to die though.

>PB&J (raspberry), on multigrain bread, with 2% milk
Not ideal, but I could've done worse.

>Taco Bell
lel, I'm fucked.

Are you me?

Leftover steak w/ fried egg on top, bread and butter, chopped tomato salsa w/ onions, jalepenos, garlic, cilantro and lime juice and corn tortilla chips. I guess I'm fucked because I'm getting all the nutrition I need to live to 90.

I dunno, maybe.
What did you get?

sweet potato and mustard. im alright

Sausages and mayo
Fuck

Stir fry veggies and chicken
>asparagus
>broccoli
>carrots
>peanuts
>ginger
>chicken
>soy sauce
I'll have to drink water to flush out the salt, but I think I'll live

>protein shake
LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND

>Udon
I should be ok

Protein Powder Strawberry Blueberry Smoothie
Probably would actually become much healthier.

eta until you become a salt elemental: 2 weeks

Im sure the shit brands of peanut butter and bread i was eating were fortified enough to last me into my painful 30s

>beef flavored Maruchan ramen
I don't know how I feel about this.
It's alright but it's poor people food.

Psh, no way bucko, im not a dork!

Jimmy Johns... hmm

I could rock that look. Just have to keep dry

Vegan taco night :/

>fried leftover pasta with 2 eggs mixed in and some spring onions
Guess im back in Highschool again, forever

>Bacon, egg, cheese, and onion burrito

Heart failure here I come.

a mcdouble, a fish fillet sandwich, and two dragon fruits from an international store near by. One of my favorite meals.

Brownies.

Fuck, I guess Ima be a lardass for the rest of my life. Not any different to the first 30 years of it.

Frozen lasagna, baguettes, and Reese's Crunchy Cookie Big Cups™.

This will get old fast.

Turkey, rice, beans, corn, cheese burrito, all organic. I might be ok but I wish I had some veggies

>piece of bread
>slice of cheese
>a pickle
>ham
>one shitty mayo and ketchup sauce sachet
death from sodium poisoning here i go

oh and chocolate filling oreos
even worse

Pee soup from a can

>lamb
>mashed potato
>carrots & cabbage
>gravy
>buttery bread
Sunday lunch ftw

Black bean stew with rice, pork, bell peppers, tomatoes, and onions

Probably missing some nutrients in there but I think I'll be fine

A tuna sandwich on whole wheat with lettuce and tomato.

Okay

Protein shake.

Hmm... I guess I'll be OK but the shits will be godawful.

A whole milk protein shake. It wasn't regular protein powder though, it's the kind that has an assload of carbs and fats as well. The shits would be unbearable, but I could probably go a really long time since it's got a decent balance of macros.

Why do so many Veeky Forums fags lurk on this board?

I'm sick of this chicken breast and low carb shit. That's not cooking, that making bland food taste not as bad.

Go to bed, soup

Shut up you fat fuck

>Veeky Forums is low carb
The opposite is true, retard.
Lurk moar

beef,broccoli,rice and pickled celery
okeydokey

homemade spicy fried chicken sandwich

i wish i wasn't lazy and put the onions on it now, still was great though

oh yeah prolly gonna be dead in a few months though lmao

>Hokkaido pumpkin soup
I can't live on that alone.

>Oats with milk
I ascend to Veeky Forums godhood

Fuck me I just ate a tortilla with nothing in it.

ciabatta with butter, mettwurst and bit of fresh onions, I don't think I'll survive very long

Baked cod with salsa on top that includes tomatos jalapenos habaneros cilantro lime juice green chilis onion and garlic

I think ill be ok

A hot dog with ketchup and mustard and a bagel with chive and onion cream cheese. I'm not gonna fair too well.

Hello diabetus

Well this is awkward.

>Why do so many Veeky Forums fags lurk on this board?
Cutting pretty much means you need to cook in order to control your caloric intake and properly balance your macros. Then cooking becomes a hobby. Then bulking season starts. Then it all becomes glorious.

Pros
+high proton
+test boost

Cons
-scurvy
-no carbs for energy

At least you'll die with abs

I really wish they didn't explicitly say Beef Testicles on there. I want to imagine people munching away on Rockt Mountain Oysters, blissfully unaware of what that means.

>ramen noodles

I'll live a short but happy life

Although I diced up a scotch bonnet in my noodles so no scurvy but I'll either develop an iron bowel or shit like a faucet for the rest of my life

>steak 'n shake

Yahoo, I'll be dead before the year's over

a fried egg sandwich

I'm fine with that

Cheddar Jalapeno cheetos. Time to be dead and fat.

>an apple.

I'm fucked right?

>steak and eggs
type 2 diabetes it looks like

At least you'll keep the doctor away

>"Devour" Buffalo Chicken Macaroni
I imagine I'd die by age 30.

Sausage/cabbage/lentil stew with some sourdough on the side

considering I've already been eating variations on this for 99% of meals for years, I think I'll do alright

Hell yeah, at least until four years from now when my al/ck/olism catches up with me.

>sausage egg cheese and potato burrito
well I think Ill be fine so long as I manage to not die from excess cholesterol

>triple chocolate cookie

Well I guess I'll probably just die from malnutrition or something

i ate a habanero

well shit

Filet mignon, Mashed potatoes, steamed broccoli and water.

Damn that would get boring after awhile, not to mentioned expensive

I had a sub with:
>mayo
>tomato
>cherry peppers
>cucumbers
>sprouts
>lettuce
>vinaigrette
>olive oil
>oregano
>bacon
>provolone
>avocado
>dijon

I actually think I might be fine

Toast with aged cheese, pesto and tomato. I'm good.

Spinach pie, i'll hang myself after the first week

Now i'm thinking about it, i might miss some important nutriens.

Instant ramen. Could be worse.

oh yes, I am living off of tacos!!

my meaty salad
you need
>1 can of olives
>2 beef jerkies
>2 pieces of salt and salad
>a piece of bread
>2 green onions
>black pepper
>olive oil
how do you cook it
>get olives out of the can and put it in a bowl
>toss olive oil in
>put 1 onion in ass
>put 1 onion in a bowl
>blow onion out of your ass
>put 2 beef jerkies in your eyes
>put 2 salad pieces in a bowl
>put salt on your eyes and urethra
>put 2 breads in a microwave
>get bread
>put it under your butt
>sing Rich Chigga - Who Dat Be
google.kz/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://genius.com/amp/Rich-chigga-who-that-be-lyrics&ved=0ahUKEwiVlq7507nVAhVBEVAKHUv3Ce4QFghUMAk&usg=AFQjCNFY_4OEg6RbYrgUeCBt5bq4oDJ91Q&cf=1
>toss some pepper on thr salad
boner ape tits

went blueberry picking today
I could eat blueberries till I die

Smoked salmon with creme fraiche, watercress, and cucumbers on a seeded baguette

I'm going to be a skinnyfat for the rest of my life but it could be worse I guess

>turkey bacon avocado on toasted wheat with spinach, tomato, pickles, and cucumbers
I'm very ok with this.

Hot peanuts and wine

hooray for me!

also pepperjack cheese

Pita bread with spinach hummus and falafels, not bad desu

Apple sliced into cottage cheese.
Got complex carbs and protein but low fat cheese so I'm not doing too great there. I think I'll be pretty good tho.

Ratatouille

Nice, just need some protein supplements

licorice
think im dead

Pizza nuggers

Oh well

Pepperoni Cream cheese pizza

Veeky Forums how long i have?

>chicken burrito
I think I'll live for awhile. Got all my basic nutrients, I'd probably kill myself out of food boredom before my health fails

I shall pray for you hungry skellington user.