Calling potatoes “taters”

>when someone says 'taters.

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

these Latvian jokes are kind of depressing

Why are they speaking in English?

What's your favourite kind of 'ta Veeky Forums?

'ed 'es

> not calling them erdöpfi
baka desu lads

>when Americans call Round and Muddy Starchy Spuddies "potatoes"

Silly Amis, you are mistaken, for this is eine Kartoffel.

Ziemniaki?

>boil em
>mash em
>stick em in a stew
Fry em
Bake em
Just like the jews

>calling sweet potatoes "tubers"

>Jews were fried in concentration camps.
First it was just ovens, but now they were also fried alive. I'm starting to doubt the legitimacy of these claims. The Nazis would have to have a huge pan and go though so much oil. And deposing of it? Where are the oil pits in the camps then?

>first it was just ovens
Forget ovens and frying pans, you haven't seen photos of the jew steamers? Jews were literally stuffed in there like rice and steamed to perfection. Back to /pol/ with you

i like 'ed 'es

>calling tomatoes "maters"

There's already a thread for this >

Made me smile

>Speaking chineese on an iclandandick music bjord

>not calling potatoes "toes"

Potatertots