"One full English Brekkie on a shovel for the big guy"
Why do Brits make fun of us when they do stuff like this?
Plates that are not plates
Joseph Cooper
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Thomas Thompson
Why are so many people too dumb to realize that eating food, especially hot food, off some random paint that's chipping in some spots is a bad idea? I bet these people microwave food in plastic and/or styrofoam containers too.
Mason Reed
Nobody said anglo's were smart
Blake Price
>anglo's
Nice grammar amerilard
Alexander Harris
i believe serving ANY food on anything other than a plate is a sin. I'm looking at you, wooden chopping board with a burger on it
Parker Jenkins
>not serving chips on newspaper
Juncker please leave
Cooper Sullivan
only exception
Christian Ortiz
That looks like something that Americans would do though.
Jonathan Parker
No fun allowed
Bentley Carter
So why is there an actual plate under the shovel?
Dominic Garcia
Could be to make it easier to carry. It's common in a restaurant to put a hot plate or bowl on top of a cold plate so the waiter can carry it without getting burned.
Another option could be simple stability. The curved plate holds the shovel preventing it from tipping over while you eat from it.
Isaiah Roberts
Is it true that american beans are made sweat??
Jaxson Diaz
i like this.... sue me
Jordan Roberts
Because they have nowhere to dig, they're on an island.
Justin Stewart
inb4 404, thinly veiled British """""""""""""""""""""food""""""""""""""""""""""""" thread, not allowed at Veeky Forums anymore
Joshua Torres
'Don't have a lot of cash' is the key phrase here you stupid American.
You will really believe that some impoverished northern runt submitting their abomination to their local rag qualifies as actual cuisine.
Jaxson Green
I'm a European, Nigel, and the whole world knows you love toothpaste flavored food....
Jordan Jones
No tomatoes and no bacon. Cook should be beaten with the shovel.
Luis Flores
Also no black pudding. I would not eat here.
Jaxson Reed
Mint sauce goes great with lamb you uncultured faggot, and don't pretend you're continental either. Now go ingest some chlorinated pink slime with dyed HFCS water.
Hudson Parker
>mint sauce tastes like toothpaste
Julian Watson
Warum glauben die rotgesichtigen Inselaffen immer, daß wir irgendwelchen dummen Amerikaner sind?
Blake Fisher
>be british
>call others "uncultured faggot"
choose one, or are you too fucked up on Creutzfeldt-Jacob?
Camden Carter
>le ebin Reddit spacing
Fag.
Ian Ross
>Go to American diner
>Get shot
Authentic experience
Connor Martinez
This is what American '''''''''''''''''''''''culture'''''''''''''''''' looks like.
Our island is well over a thousand years older than yours with a far richer history. 0/10 bait.
Austin Jones
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Sebastian Martinez
>Cherrypicking northern runts from Jeremy Kyle
Meanwhile in America
>Fattest country in the world
>56% white
>'''Food''' is no different than eating slop from a trough
>'''Food''' is processed meat, processed cheese and processed ''bread''
>OBSESSED with us due to their inferiority complex
You have nothing to be proud of yank, now tuck in to your lovely dinner :^)
Grayson Hill
>he doesnt know the difference between England and Britain.
Retard.
Easton Bailey
OOOHH SAY CAN YOU SHAAARRRTTT
Xavier Williams
kek.
Ethan Turner
AT THE NEAREST WALMARRTTT
Brody Myers
Not American lol, I don't even care about the dumb Americans and they shit themselves
Ich bin ein Deutscher, ihr inzuchtgeschädigten Inselaffen lololol
Cameron Hall
I've never seen this in my life.
Kevin Howard
It tastes like vinegar and mint, nothing like toothpaste.
Asher Taylor
Do americans really do this?
Brandon Jenkins
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Daniel Reed
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Camden Sanders
Yes, us here in Brazil do this as Americans.
Justin Fisher
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Carson Butler
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Jordan Anderson
This is from a satirical magazine.
Bentley Collins
>The butthurt shart is now dumping his entire folder
Why do Americans start fights, lose them and then become bitter? this thread is like 'nam all over again
Blake Moore
Oi mates, just came in to say that it was us English people that invented Lasagna!
news.bbc.co.uk
Our wine is also the best in the world, as are our sausages which are popular all over the world. In fact they are more popular (and better) that the ones from Hungary, Germany, France or Italy.
Also our cheeses, better and more than the French. So much flavour, innit bruv?
Jace Rogers
Pig snouts are a southern delicacy. Americans are so mentally disabled they can't tell their own cuisine from ours. fucking apex kek. You should all be rangebanned from Veeky Forums.
Alexander Sullivan
HOWDY YALL. THIS IS WHAT WE MURICANS CALL REAL 'CUISINE'. BONE APPLE TEA!
Ethan Hall
>not knowing that toothpaste tastes like
Dylan Reed
It looks good. I'd rather just dunk it in cheese but whatever
Brody Morris
yeah, too mch cheese/sauce or whatever, but I'd still rather eat this (and it will taste awesome I bet) than stargazy pie, British beef, jellied eel, or boiled vegetables.........
Carson White
>It looks good.
Americans, everybody.
They would eat an arguably mediocre burger drenched in 'cheese product' (read: plastic) rather than a homebaked pie because they get snobby when you mention actual British food. Your entire country was a mistake.
Adam Robinson
Fuck off, it even looks like Trump ffs, you're a try hard, SJW, cuck, wannabe, faggot.
Bet you even own hats.
Juan Jenkins
>Do americans really do this?
Leo Williams
>getting newspaper ink in your food
Matthew Brown
- newspaper ink
- toothpaste
any other weird things English eat?
Austin Taylor
Its not the amount of cheese thats disgusts me so, its the KIND of cheese.
Its that fake nacho garbage cheese you buy in the grocery store next to the shit tier generic tostitos salsa.
Cooper Phillips
>fattest country in the world
Clearly you haven't paid attention to mexico