Steak

Roomy used about a half cup of butter to cook his steak in.
Is that too much?

yes
there's a lot of things going wrong in that picture

nah it's perfect, just throw it away when it's done and then waterboard him with the leftover grease and melted butter

Yikes! Somebody doesn't know how to cook

Any chance of getting a pic of the finished product?

Looks similar...

Is that puss or butter? Tastes the same to me.

90% chance it's OP cooking it, not his roommate

Can anyone tell me where I can find some alternative to udder butter? I'm not comfortable feeding from these nipples. I hear one in every five cows in the USA have this same udder disease and that there is puss in the milk...

Yeah, but still

>literally the only images that show up on google
>endless supply of images of plants grown in feces
checkmate

Pretty light OP, here's how you do it
>Let steak marinade in a bowl of vegetable oil for 48 hours
>Deep fry in lard
>Cut up into bite size pieces
>Serve in a bowl of melted butter
>Eat with a spoon

Dairy cows have to be milked regardless of if they are diseased or not, they cant do it themselves and it doesnt reabsorb faster than its made. I very much doubt you drink diseased milk

lol

I'd be interested in seeing somebody make this and take pictures

yes too much water content. he boiled his steak. if he used clarified butter on the other hand, that would have been fine

I wish we didn't have to eat meat. I want my lab grown protein sludge and cow friends.

I eat your friends.

Go check the farm yourself ?

Lucky guy, his roast came with a creamy core of nougat!

Hes pretty tall. Freakishly tall one might say but ill try.
Didnt get it but it was too salty. Lol

Make sure to show him this thread so he knows to hang himself.

Needs more butter, desu.

Are you Hindu? Never seen a guy with such a hateboner for beef.

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