While the oil is warming up and I'm rolling a spliff, let's cook some mozzarella sticks

Slices*We're on the biggest ring

Post faster, my dick ain't gonna beat itself

...

oh fuck what happened

What is "Relentless"? A beer? I'm just curious.

This kills the boner

OP confirmed too baked for this job.

>in b4 oil fire

getting better

Did you not double coat them

Double bread them and don't let them blow up

If cheese touches oil you are fucked

We getting better son, oil isn't a million degrees now

arent you supposed to chill them between coating and frying? maybe even freeze?

he injected a lot of weed and forgot

Yeah this

are you too baked to fucking focus your camera

shhh

Ok, that looks good. Good job, OP!

it's a britfag energy drink, it tastes like a slightly more sour and less bubblegum-like monster

looks yummy OP, jelly bc im just having a cup of coffee so i dont have to startve

tips? my breadcrumbs are fucking up

R.I.P my test sticks

Be careful, it only takes one marijuana to kill you, sometimes permanently.

these are primed and waiting

I have so much left over

cornstarch > egg > breadcrumb > egg > breadcrumb

shake that bitch in between steps

...

fuck me

too many weeds

...

...

looks good but user you really need to get some sun

...

It's go time

kind of what other user said.
flour > egg > breadcrumbs > wait like 2 mins > egg > breadcrumbs

We did it in the end, that's why I love cooking new stuff.

It always fucks up for the first few times

You insurance will not like that inevitable oilfire

All this work only to ruin everything with ketchup.

I mean minus the oilfire that's why I like cooking new things. I always fuck up the first few times.

>he puts ketchup on his cheese

Y op y

>all these people double breading
My fried chicken doesn't need two fucking coats of bread

I always just give the shit I burn to my kids. Fuck them. They annoy me.

>need

There's that word again.

>mutant fusion stick

HOW

How was it?

>ketchup
>not marinara

sorely disappointed

*blocks your path*

Mortal Camembert.

One stick to rule them all

This belongs in one of those old anti-drug PSA's

>My friend user used to be cool and smart
>But then he started smoking pot and he just hasn't been the same
>Then one day he melted together a bunch of fried mozzarella sticks and... I just didn't know who he was anymore. Because... this is normal for him now.

Kind of a bullshit thing to say to somebody, just so you know. And he's not even that pale.

nice post but user you really need to get some sun

maybe but 99% of people on Veeky Forums don't go outside enough, so you could tell anybody on here they need more sun and you'd probably be right

the right to bread crumbs shall not be infringed

but seriously, if you're having trouble getting your breading to stick, two coats of bread crumbs is not the solution

put it on top of a burger

fuck OP, good thread I got a nice laugh

Mozzarella doesn't come in sticks it comes in balls

Mozzarella sticks often arrive on the plate at speeds in excess of 300 Mp/h

in canada milk comes in bags

OP here, glad everyone enjoyed it. I still have 2kg of mozzarella left so any ideas and I'll make another thread next weekend maybe.

How about some meat bread

Ive read before that freezing them for a bit after breading will help it stick better, havent tried it yet though but plan to.

if only man had invented an instrument that would portion food into shapes he wanted

I meant with the 2kg of mozzarella but I have had lemon bread in mind for a while.

The focus on this image is giving me seizures

DUDE WEED LMAO