What food do you reach for after you orgasm?

what food do you reach for after you orgasm?

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For me it's the pastrami sandwich, the best part of the trifecta

Whatever lands in my hand.

Gum

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Roast beef

A double quarter pounder with a Hot and Spicy McChicken, a ranch packet, a buffalo packet, and a handful of fries stuffed into it.

The good shit.

A hot pocket preferably ham and cheese

Compulsive eating is disgusting. I bet you're overweight.

Me? I'd reach for crab legs.

Evol Truffle Mac and Cheese

cigarette

After a fap, deli meat. When I was with my ex we'd share some ice cream. I'm typing this on a Vietnamese blahblahblah board on Saturday night. Which do you think I"m in for?

hardcore gay penis in my face every night

water
yes I eat water

Hard to imagine Veeky Forums used to make rage comics.

>not eating it on rye

Troll face wasn't always ironic nor were image macros such as courage wolf

It's almost embarrassing

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I always taste my semen after I cum.

Most times it's flavourless, sometimes a little salty and other times a little citrus-like. It has no texture but you sometimes can still feel that weird taste in your mouth even a few hours after you tasted it. Usually if I keep myself clean it will smell like starch, else it maybe a little stinky.

For recipes I've tried to cook it like egg whites and it sort of works but I never have enough amount. Maybe I will keep some in a jar to make an omelette one day with it.

Subtle lol

cheetos

this was the first one. I was in the thread.

Roast beef sandwich. Used to be a running joke in highschool .

a shot of whiskey and chicken tenders

>eating water
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this killed ice cube

Pizza and beer

Well that's a slow forum.

Fuck you, I'm already feeling nostalgic from the pizza thread. I don't need to look back fondly on a bunch of retards shitting on their keyboards.

>Well that's a slow forum.
The pace is... glacial.

This shit right here.

Don't do that, semen doesn't hold up for very long.

My dude

I can fap for 6 times a day no problem. It's just that I run out of cum very fast.

If I do nothing but jack off for 2 days I might have enough for a semon omelette.

tissue

Pumpkin seeds, to replenish what I've lost. Try it, fellow men.