Rate my shrimp scampi recipe

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Wow. You've perfectly overcooked the fuck out of your shrimp. Good thing you're high so you probably don't give a fuck. 2/10 Cheech

rubber/10

DUDE WEED LMAO

Police status: alerted

It's cool in California

Dude it's Dave...I got the stuff.

kek is this legit

Well "cuck" is now a normie meme and california has #1 population

dave?

Dave's not here

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a quick google showed that chart is from 2013, whereas
article is from 2017.

Comifornia Cuck spoted

Your article has no valid sourcing whereas the map is from the actual website pornhub, you cuck. Your article is as gay as you are.

I'm from NYC though

Tell us about how california took away your cola mining jerrrrbs ;_;

I like creamy garlic sauce with my shrimp scampi, is there something wrong with this?

god please tell me this isn't a new meme, I think I saw one yesterday but didn't click the thread

wtf happened to utah?

It was too horrific to list what they jerk it to, so the image was censored

>and california has #1 population

Do you want to know how I know you are an idiot?

Underage porn is illegal

>Mississippi
>teen with the longest visiting record

Kek. Strange, the teen fetish shows up in 3 southern states and 2 far north states. Can't figure out the reason they'd be that spread out. I expected them to be concentrated in the south. Are WI and MI similar to the whitetrash south?

Michigan is extremely rural yeah. Voted Trump

>voted trump

OK, that explains their whitetrash mentality in MI but what about WI? Didn't they go Shillary?

Mormons banned all access to pornography.

Buddy if WI had gone Shillary I'd still be buying Allen Edmonds

I've discovered the joys of Carmina though thanks to orange fool, so I guess I should be grateful. They're much better shoes, I feel kind of stupid for being so loyal to American crap all these years

>american crap

I've decided to buy only the absolute minimum to survive at this point. I'm forgoing all luxuries to help in the struggle. Was planning on buying a refrigerator, humidistat and thermostat to setup a meat curing chamber but I can wait 3.5 years or until he implodes.

Wow, you guys are actually seriously boycotting American businesses because of fucking Trump? How much do you hate your fucking countrymen?

Pretty much the entire rustbelt went for mean cheeto man because shillary couldn't stop shitting on them and telling them to like it

No, they are seriously baiting on Veeky Forums though.

10/10

Mormons don't watch porn

Boycotting American businesses? How could I possibly do that, and more importantly why would I?

I'm avoiding American manufactured goods made in American factories by blue collar Americans. The kind that decided I'm why they're not a winner. I have other options. If that's how they feel, so be it.

I hope you're not confused enough to think that American factory workers hammering stuff on an assembly line are the backbone of the US economy?

Based SD

>anita queen
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Putting weed on your food like that is going to make your food taste like weed but won't get you high. Also, it looks like you overcooked your shrimp. You need to give shrimp a quick saute on high heat, not fucking emolate it.