Terms that trigger you

Terms that trigger you
>superfood
>organic

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>foodie
>rustic
>/sip/

>trigger

>Nutty flavour

>vegan
>gluten-free
>lactose-intolerant
>allergic

>rare
>medium-rare

It's fucking meat, it's dangerous to not eat it well-done.

>bone app the teeth
>lack toast and tall or ants
>chicken permission

Why do weebs make the most inane, shitty threads?

Wholesome. How the fuck is food wholesome? It's not even marketing anything legit about the food. Also anything about it being kid tested or mom approved or whatever. Again, nothing to do with the food.

>"queso fresco"
It's fresh cheese you pretentious hipster.
>"prosciutto cotto"
It's cooked ham you gigantic faggot.

>toasty nutty base
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>eating old cheese
Enjoy your maggots.

fuck off faggot

enjoy your worms :)

White people calling fresh cheese "queso fresco" is pretentious.

What if it's a Spanish/Mexican/South-American cheese?

i will

queso fresco is a specific thing

So? It tastes 99.9% similar to the cheese here.

Stop triggering me.

>natural
>GMO, Vaccine, MSG, and Gluten free

If you just say "fresh cheese" to a typical english speaker, they will not know specifically what you mean, unlike saying 'queso fresco'

>bottled water
>"vegetarian"
>"vegan"
>"does not contain nuts"

>ethnic food

Fusion

You still usually refer to a food by the name of its country of origin. You don't call it "wide and flat noodels", you call it lasagna.

>wide egg noodles

>"fat free"
>it's full of sugar instead!

And most other dumb marketing lies and slight of hand, so to speak.

>authentic
>genuine
>artificial
>dye
>any words that sound like the chemistry lab
>real
>natural
>original
>light/lite
>nonfat
>diet
>enriched

I just googled what it was, and it's basically just feta or goat cheese.

>gluten free rice
this shit gets me everytime

>pot sized

>Artisan

And for some reason a lot restaurants in my area have started serving cajun remoulade with things like it's some kind of fancy magic sauce. And that pisses me off.

you forgot "artisanal"

>superfood
'I read about X being so good for you it cured cancer, aids and everything. So I'm eating that shit like it's candy now.'
>foodie
'I love stuffing my face with food, I get panic attacks when my mouth isn't gobling on something.'
>hubbie
>kosher salt instead of sea/coarse salt
>authentic X (made by a non-X housewife, recipe stolen from Martha Stewart/Food Network/other food blog, 'adapted' to her 'taste' and tastes or looks nothing like the original dish)
>X-Y fusion
>'I learned this recipe when I married into my husbands family, from his nonna' because for some reason all these cooking-blogs/Allrecipes/wherever women all married 'Italian'-American men

I'll give that a pass unless the product is available in a supermarket.

Yeah these, you immediately know it's just shit. Plus "sugar free" and "fat free".

>you need fat/carbs/sugar in your diet, user!

Yeah, but you're eating iced hash brown oreo's, you dumpy fuck. Also "everything in moderation", because it's what idiots use as a free pass to eat copious amounts of shit.

>Menu explains the name and origins of the restaurant

>Homestyle

>100% botanical

>organic
Bought some ketchup yesterday but picked up the wrong bottle. Apparently "organic" ketchup is 3x the price of regular ketchup. Good thing I noticed before I bought it so I swapped it out with the right bottle.