Favorite spread to eat right outta the container?

Favorite spread to eat right outta the container?

>Pic related

Does this count?

cookie butter is supposed to be a spread? color me surprised I've never once spread it on anything just eat it by the spoonful

It's what fat people put on their toast instead of peanut butter

I don't buy this because I have 0 self-control when I have a jar. There was one time when I was scooping it up with Oreos and eating it like a wild animal. Turned out to be like 3000 calories in one sitting.

Lettuce.

diabeetus

>favorite spread

your mom's ass cheeks
only $0.50 a serving at that. what a value.

t.fatasses

you people are disgusting fatasses

PB, but I at least put it on a cracker or apple slice

What the fuck I didn't realize people did this
I guess I'll eat pic related straight, but I usually get real peanut butter.

>he pays her for it
sucker

>777
Nice

Homemade strawberry jam/puree :)

Imagine that a little over half of that bottle is filled with granulated sugar.
Yup, that's what you ate.

what is the best spread to convince my bf to lick it out of my ass? what is he least likely to say no too?

worth it

same question

Are the other flavors of OPs pic any better than the original? Tried the original kind but it was just ok. people hyped it up like it was the 2nd coming of christ

Just thinking about it makes my dick hard.

In my experience "combo" products like this are always shit-tier. You'd do much better buying your preferred brands of peanut butter and cocoa or jelly or whatever else separately.

undoubtedly this

country crock