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What is the largest (food) object you have ever inserted into your rectum?
Jayden Wilson
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Andrew Ortiz
I stuck my fonger in my ass once and realized I didn't like it
Joshua Wood
A big fukn carrot
Tyler Evans
Yeah, probably a cucumber. It was straight though (in contrast to me, kek).
Ethan Cox
You probably didn't even reach and stimulate your prostate.
Gavin Baker
What kind of cucumber, lebanese or just a regular one
Nolan Lee
I dunno. Regular probably.
Josiah Miller
I reached for it but gave up. Wasn't worth it
Gabriel Russell
Lebanese usually are smaller and have a lighter green skin than regular cucumbers
Tyler Morris
That's because you didn't find it. Personally I find finger stimulation to be pretty frustrating too. It's only good for warming up your anus.
Carson Watson
Then it was probably a regular. Had the size of a pretty large dildo.
Jackson Harris
An ice-cube
Josiah Mitchell
Nice, how'd it feel
Robert Parker
Like a large dildo.
Connor Moore
Well did it feel good?
Brayden Reed
Of course. Like I said: it's like a large dildo.
Carter Martin
Well just cause something is large doesn't mean it's guaranteed to feel good, otherwise, nice, never tried a regular cucumber myself, only tried big fuckin carrots so far
Jaxon Nguyen
I use to use bananas when I was younger. The tip is a little scratchy but after that it was pretty nice.
Oliver Adams
I mean, I did put a condom over it for safety reasons, so that probably got rid of a lot of the cucumber-specific texture.
Andrew Ramirez
I would've thought the texture of a cucumber would be pretty smooth and wouldn't hurt your ass
Blake Barnes
Yeah sure, that's not it. I'm just paranoid that it's gonna break and then I can't get it out by myself and I have to drive to the hospital and end up as a cautionary tale about playing with your butt and be the end of the joke for the doctors and nurses.
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Jacob Allen
PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Connor Moore
read the op the pickle was clearly somewhere else
Dominic Sullivan
your mums cock you fucking little cheeky gayboy
Lincoln Cox
>t. TJ Kirk
Samuel Clark
Popsicle. I wouldn't recommend it, the tip broke off and it was really cold.
Wyatt Martinez
Only food item I put in my ass was the juice of a sliced habanero pepper. I was in the shower giving myself milk enemas for an hour thereafter.
Adam Turner
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William James
Being a horny gay teenager growing up, I've put a lot of stuff up my butt, but never any vegetables.