My gf is a vet and on Monday she will be locked up in a mobile spay and neuter trailer...

My gf is a vet and on Monday she will be locked up in a mobile spay and neuter trailer. Once the surgeries start the process, they cannot open the door or even use the bathroom because it's a sterile environment. She will be locked up in there for roughly 6 hours and I want her to fart so much that the other two people working there just can't take it. Making her shit herself would be great too.

So what do I feed her to accomplish this? In terms of volume and smell, it's gotta be bad.

black pudding

She is a confirmed racemixer but then again any bitch who fucks a nigger or racemixes would have to be retarded by default

Who is she?

Chili

Navy beans. Do not soak them prior to cooking. I would recommend them in baked beans format. Maybe add some hot dogs to complete the meal.

this is copypasta btw

Obvious troll is obvious. Only newfags fall for this bait.

Trips wasted on some cuck wanting to watch a nigger fuck a tranny

It's a weird and not well thought out copy pasta.
>Nobody in or out for six hours
>Needing to pack in six hours worth of doomed dogs at the beginning

The answer is always chickpeas and cauliflower, btw

elsa jean

>not holding your tongue and waiting to see how the thread plays out
I guess it was doomed from the beginning though with Elsa Jean as the OP

Sauce on this Aryan goddess?

Who is forcing veterans to do such things? Haven't they given enough to our country already?

i have no respect for bad pasta. if its good pasta i assure you my tongue will be held.

Elsa Jean. Pornstar. Before you get your stormfront panties in a twist, she's done a video with Blacked, and loved it.

Elsa jean has huge nasty beef curtains

>and loved it.
>and was paid a small mint by kikes desperate to destroy the white race
small mistake user, I'll let it slide

>Relying on porn stars to save the white race.
Thank you for your brilliant future planning, Stormfront. I expect nothing less from you.

She's not white anyway.

>loved it
I bet
they have great production value

She's definitely got the beef, but they're not too bad, and the lips aren't splayed out weirdly which is really the worst part of roasties.