Al/ck/ alcohol

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FFFFeelsbadman.

Any news from Homerbro, or has he joined SB on the al/ck/ farm in the sky?

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never forget

He's alive. I found his youtube channel. He's begging for patreon money for more alcohol.

I wish hard liquor didnt make me so nuts and that beer was less empty calories

I'm going to have to say that I share your sentiment here.

Fucking hell, that's no myth. I spent all weekend stoned af laying on my couch watching movies and playing vidya. My liver wasn't complaining though.

havent driven on main roads in 1.5 years because the panic attacks are so bad i black out

have nothing but alcohol and seeing nephew on weekend to look forward to

only thing keeping me alive is my dog and nephew

going to be alone for birthday, christmas and new years

where did it go so wrong

i spend my nights looking at 90s youtube shit wishing i could go back and do it all over, longing for that time again...

Usually as I'm falling asleep at night I turn on YouTube compilations of old 90s commercials. Makes me feel like when I was a kid at night watching tv. Pretty comfy

That doesn't look like him, link?

probably unhealthy

I shouldn't give it out. It's him, though.

Why shouldn't you give it out?

Not him, dude.

Obviously, the videos were posted on the Internet because he wants to keep them private.

Sounds like you gotta lose that sick m8.

*dick

is my life over

Nah its far from over bro. Do you live in a super rural area? Can you get out and do something without a car? Do you have any types of interests that can turn into a hobby?

Pic related is what im drinking in the meantime. Im not a big vodka drinker but this is a pretty smooth potato vodka for $20

That's a proper way to get dickered

I love beer but it's tough to get drunk off it because I just feel so full. Then when I start hitting the liquor I turn into a madman

Lolno, isn't him.
>madman
Iktfb. Legit starting to wonder whether I should ditch booze and just go back onto heroin.

Can't say I've ever tried heroin. I probably shouldn't because I seem to get addicted to things easy. Yeah people start telling me dumb shit that I did that I have no memory of but am left with a feeling of shame instead

There's no shame when you're on smack. No fear, no trace of anxiety, pretty much no emotions at all. Plus it destroys your sex drive, which for me is a bonus. Easier to kick than booze, too. 4-7 days of screaming terror then you're basically fine.
Not advocating it's use. It's not a healthy habit, plus in the uk atm there's fentanyl on the streets, a lot of people are dying, it's VERY powerful. 50 times stronger and, I shit you not, there's even carfentanil showing up. Ive personally OD'd on it. It's a fucking elephant tranquilliser. A piece the size of a grain of salt will kill you. Drug laws make drugs unregulated and staggeringly dangerous. At least with booze you know what you're getting.

Link:
independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/carfentanil-drug-so-deadly-it-is-a-chemical-weapon-available-for-sale-on-internet-a7350186.html
Literally just touching the stuff can cause you to OD.

Anyone not understand how people can "act differently" when getting drunk of different types of alcohol?
I was talking to this guy at work and he told me that he is not the same person when he's drunk on Margaritas then when he is drunk on vodka.
Can someone please explain this to me? It's all alcohol, why would you act differently when consuming different beverages?

friend invited me to private club at the casino, all the top shelf alcohol u can drink, i will be getting carried out

>why would you act differently when consuming different beverages?

You wouldn't. Ethanol is ethanol. This is simply a case of misunderstanding, confirmation bias, etc.

It is just psychological. Think about the factors that go into choosing different types of alcohol:
-how I am feeling affects my choice of drink (eg: I drink margaritas when I want to party, I drink red wine when I want to have dinner at home and watch a movie, I drink beer when I want to sit a long time at a bar, I drink whiskey when I feel on edge)
-mixers could make a difference, is there caffiene in it? Is it a heavy drink? Do I have to drink it slowly due to the taste?
- strength/speed of the drink. Do you down shots of tequila really quickly, but sip bourbon?

These are the things that actually make a difference. Purely the type of alcohol is not different. It is psychological, due to associations and emotions and activities of the drinker.

So, Homerbro is dead then?
Fucking hell. This is no way to live.
Wonder how many unknown anons are dying without us knowing.

Margaritas are drunk in bars with music, young people, and this puts you in an enthusiastic mood.
Vodka is drunk alone while crying, with no one to stop you from drinking twice as much as you would in a bar. (Or in another bar with quiet music and older folks.)
It "is known" that tequila gives a more fun drunkenness than whiskey, that's why "everybody" drinks tequila to have fun and whiskey to cool down, and that's why "everybody" has a confirmation bias.
That is the difference between ethanol and ethanol.
Absinthe used to contain a psychoactive molecule, but it's been banned a century ago, and even modern ones that have this molecule don't have enough of it to cause any difference. (Unless you find a brand that happily makes its customers crazy.)

Pot on the other hand can have different THC/CBD ratios.

Got the last few shots of a bottle of that in the freezer right now

youtube.com/watch?v=qSh2HswKn5Y

E N J O Y

Kratom and kava are healthier alternatives. I went to a kava bar on Friday and Saturday nights. Very relaxing drink.

Who's next on the grim reapers list?

I'm hoping gnomebro

Feeling like I didnt need a drink, but had 2 16oz pbr's in fridge left from weekend.. so drank em both.. now I only want more.. fuuuuu

Same. Sick of that kid.

Kratom is great.

I use it twice a week while I'm meeting with clients so I'm not shaking, anxious, and pouring sweat because I'm coming off a hard bender.

I know know leddit, But check out the kratom sub on reddit if you are interested in good vendors and info.

That shit is a miracle drug, I could quit drinking easily with it.

I just don't want to

Please tell me more, how is availibility? Does it need to be fresh, like khat? How does it compare to amphetamines/opioids?

He lost his squirrel and his job.

I've been able to back off from three handles of CC a week to one. Suddenly my dick works again and I can shit solid and on time. I'm not sure what to make of this new found vitality. What do you do with energy and reviving health if you have no particular reason to live?

frig off

thanks, i need good sources. the headshop kratom i bought was pretty weak.

glad its working for ya

kratom attaches to opiate receptors. its a relaxing and feel good feeling. some people say you get high on enough of it. kava relaxes you and makes you more sociable. both are legal and easy to obtain.

oh and in terms of freshness, its always stronger fresh. that goes for most anything.

leaving a good looking corpse?

i just finished number 7 of 7.5%. worked all night now mid afternoon chilling with the kiddo until my girl gets home in 20 minutes

thanks bud

My niece is the only thing keeping me goin.
Her mothers a junkie her father was never in picture. Mum n dad are raising her. She just turned 3. Goddamn i love that little girl. Just not enough to stop drinking.

Just smoked 0.1g of brown.
Spent 2 hours violently vomiting.
K.
Tolerance dropped, it seems.
Not doing that again.
Back to the vodka.

Those people are dead, btw. OD'd on opioids with their children in the back seats.

Life is SHIT.

No they aren't. Also heroin isn't an opioid, It's an opiate.

>just nursing lager today

hope tomorrow will be a soft landing

Oh, they just OD'd. I thought they'd died.
Gimme a break, I just OD'd too. I'm utterly exhausted.
They were using opioids.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3781814/Ohio-police-share-horrifying-photos-adults-passed-overdosing-car-toddler-backseat.html

OD's dont automatically mean death broseph

Oh I know, I've OD'd on crack, smack, benzos, ecstasy, tramadol, even DMT. The dimethyltriptamine OD was actually quite fun.

What's with the /sip/ threads... are they making fun of us or something?

Who cares.

I would quit drinking and start heroin if I didn't have to do business with niggers...

Have you tried moderating with pot?

most of the people I known on heroin are white and fairly racist, I'm sure you could manage it. I still think alcohol is the best, though if I had a good source of amphetamines I might be singing a different tune

Not him.

You sound like a good short story character.

Any one heard from hospitalbro/simpsonbro/yellowbro?

How many tramadol did you take?

Bro, amphetamines and alcohol go Hand in hand.. it's like the perfect combo

Some time ago, he said he went back to the hospital. He was in a better room, with a TV. And a rail to curtain the bed.
He was yellow again. I'm not sure if he drank again, but I think he did.

He had mention drinking again would kill him, but idk how literal that was.

800mg. Lots of seizures and vomiting.

I know that's how it worked for me, but worry it might've just been a honeymoon and now I don't have any friends

...

I'm at my most feminist when I'm real drunk. it's one of the ways I know I need to leave a bar to avoid getting kicked out.

Everything hurts.

I sometimes go full natsoc when drunk.

Local liquor store has PET 750s of Bacardi Oakheart on clearance for $5. Oakheart chased with water for me

imagine a letter soaked in liquid with that shit in it. like the anthrax scares but no powder. freaky, probably pretty expensive though

>2017
>still drinking alcohol, the worst, most damaging drug

Cocaine is the way to go. I snort little amounts and pretend I'm a gangster while getting all kinds of productive things done.

>not doing truly harmless drugs like weed and opiates

My side hurts really bad after doing this

Coming from someone who had way worse jaundice (especially the first hospital stay) I'd say his prognosis isn't good. Might even need to have infrequent endoscopes to band up dormant varisces veins that can explode and kill you.

>liquor: full mad man
>wine and strong beer: mad man
>5% macro lager: smooth cruising

How does it work, lads? Even something 7.5% can tip me over the edgy but with normal beers I'm a comfy cruiser. I still drink to much, but I don't live in perpetual crisis.

beer is like powdered cocaine while liquor is crack

one isnt as fun but doesnt have the nasty side effects

>keep feeling like shit after getting drunk off beer
>send regrettable messages
>pass out
>feel like shit
>drink again
>rinse and repeat

17 days sober. Still having shitty nightmares every few days. Also feeling down in the dumps. They say it gets better. Just focusing on how I've been to the ER THREE TIMES this year for withdrawals. I'm at the stage where 2 or 3 days of drinking makes anxiety unbearable and my blood pressure goes nuts, with sweating and puking. I don't believe there is any way to turn back the clock. Looks like I will need a substitute for alcohol.

>Mom's been howling at me for drinking
1 more month and I'm back to dorm where I can drink freely

>When you wake up and you're so out of it for hours you can't tell if you're sober or drunk

Just drink water you faggots

beer feels better after drinking too much liquor and quitting for a day or 2, after a liquor binge my stomach is wrecked and i'll drink a few frothy stouts a few days later and the buzz feels better and the stout helps my stomach.

Heartburn and hiccups
please stop

My stomach is rekt from 4L of beer a day for multiple years
Even 2 0.5l beers rek my beers now, it's all FUCKED

That's fucking aquachigger, you nigger. He's a sober puppydoll.

cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/new-numbers-robertson-opioid-crisis-feds-bloodbath-1.4144404

Fentanyl's a huge fucking problem here in BC right now. And it's in coke and MDMA too. I'm too scared to abuse anything other than booze and weed right now