Rate my steak/10

Rate my steak/10

first to start off, special seasonings

this is already good

looks a little bland.

>those poor people spices/condiments

Wanna know how I know you can't cook?

I-Its that cooker well done?

a bit over medium id say dunno tastes good.

Literally fucked it up....All a steak needs is salt, pepper, butter, garlic, and thyme. Also you overcooked the shit out of it

>Well Done
>Steak Sauce
>A retarded amount of spices and seasonings
I KNOW THIS IS BAIT BUT I'M STILL MAD ANYWAYS

It had potential like the dessert ramen, but OP blew his load too early.

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Looks Good

I hope those things were spoiled

5th Season shit isn't that bad. Stop being so pretentious.

final product

best 40oz malt liquor

yea st ides is great

It's alright but I prefer Colt 45 when I'm feeling cheap as fuck.

What about 2 zig-zags?

it honestly looks terrible and I'm not generally mean

Baby that's all we need

Ho fuck, they make spicy Montreal steak seasoning?

I would have cooked it a bit more (you don't want to get sick) and perhaps seasoned more as well, but that's just a personal preference. Looks good OP, enjoy!

how so?

Looks good, no sarcasm.

Actual feedback: Marinate the steak in a ziplock bag overnight with the spices you used to get more out of them. It seems a little overcooked, take it off the heat about 30 seconds after you see the blood rising out and let it sit for 1 min on the pan before serving.

>That industrial shaker of cayenne pepper that you stole from the restaurant you work at

Your life must be awful.

>dog meat
>using steak sauce
>malt liquor

This thread is worse than the fast food ones.

>malt liquor

NIGGER DETECTED

>too much seasoning
>overcooked
>A1

I'm white

Holy shit, you resorted to stealing a golf range ball basket from a golf driving range! That's the same level of thought a pack of feral nignogs had when they stole my neighbor's flagpole from his yard for the scrap metal value.

You fucking piece of shit.

I asked you to review my steak not my decor moron

>all that cayenne
Thar doesn't look good for you Chef John

it blackens it and comes out amazing

you forgot the old bay seasoning

and you used A1 instead of ketchup, thats a glaring mistake

Why so many duplicate ingredients? It looks like you're trying to clean out your spice rack

>Adobo contains salt, onion powder, garlic powder and cayenne.
>Montreal contains garlic powder, cayenne and salt
>Cajun contains salt, garlic powder, onion powder, cayenne pepper

0.5/10

gives it a spicy blackened taste thats why

Would eat but would have more shit on the side instead of 1 and a half bites of broccoli

Wtf i can buy those from my local Hispanic grocery

>Goya adobo
My grandma would slap the shit out of you op

Do you have any idea what were the actual spices that you put on there? Each one of those is a mix of at least 5 different spices...

Looks better than I thought it would.

With the amount of pepper you used, can you even taste the other seasonings?

Looks something like this

also those god awefully instagram*tm placed gas station sunglasses

why would you show us after you shit it out!?

That plate would go for 50 bucks at a nice restaurant

you're a deluded mess

No im not jerkoff

Moooooo!

you're a nigger

every spice in mom's cabinet/10

Im white you fucking faggot

Good job, OP.
Fuck the haters. Good on that broccoli, too.

poor latinos arent white your dumb dumb

mexicos and allahu akbars arent white your dumb dumb