Do you lick your fingers or do you get a bowl of water to dip your fingers into? What's the best way to deal with this

Do you lick your fingers or do you get a bowl of water to dip your fingers into? What's the best way to deal with this

I wash my hands.

underage b&

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Personally, I like to shove each individual hotwing into my urethra.

dayum never thought of that

That's why you're not in the Air Force, civilian scum.

Damp paper towel

I'll let my dog or son clean em off.

I'm careful to only get orange dust, grease, sauce, etc on the tips of my forefinger and thumb while I'm eating finger food and after I'm done with it then I immediately go wash my hands.

I only use the other hand for touching my drinking glass and silverware.

Why not use a fork?

Nigga, how you gonna fork a cheeto? Shit's gonna crumble faster than our infrastructure.

Squiddums?
>Also, he's right.

What if I use a soft fork?

Then this'll happen.

I just wipe them off on my friend's Xbox controller.

you know your dog licks his dig/asshole or her cooch/asshole like 1000x a day right?

also show your son's feet

I just bite off whatever is left.

lick my way out.

But i want those weird plastic things japanese people use to eat snack. I don't remember the name.

Wipe your fingers in the asses of your enemies

chopsticks are good for so many things

>"The idea just came to me," says modern-day Prometheus

You should have just inherited great grandma's sugar tongs.

Whomst ever doesn't lick their fingers is a filthy SUBHUMAN

if im eating something like hot cheetos I usually just wet a paper towel to clean my hands when im done

>*smack*
>*slurlphmnn*
>*schlllll*
>*lllmmm* *pop*
>*shlurrrrrrp*

That's how licking your fingers sounds to civilized people. Stop doing that.

What kind of fag are you where sucking your fingers sounds like you're sucking a dick?

this

Or maybe you are sucking dick in the wrong way

>the best way to deal with this
chopsticks