What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

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Nothing. They aren't good.

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>T. Fucker who has never had a klondike bar
Shit is cash

I would fuck a kid for a Klondike bar.

start a race war

I'd do anything for a blond dyke though.

Suck a blonde dick?

I'd annex the Sudetenland for a Klondike bar.

I'd deploy an armada and nuke Japan for a Klondike bar.

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what is a klondike bar?
Looks like a squared marshmallow covered in chocolate

Call you a faggot.
Faggot.

its vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate, they're pretty good, but i prefer their ice cream sandwiches

Bongman here. They literally look like choc-ices and choc-ices here are one of the cheapest ice cream deserts you can get. Proper bottom of the barrel stuff

They are bottom of the barrel. The wannabe soft serve frozen dairy desert core (which is about 75% overrun) melts out very quickly and the chocolate shell is extremely thin and brittle.
It looks like an ice cream sandwich but you need a bowl or plate to eat them.
Speaking of, I consider even shitty store brand ice cream sandwiches to be above klondike bars.

>vanilla
>white
real vanilla ice cream is yellowish with specks of vanilla

So they literally are choc ices then

Touch a butt

I-I would napalm Palestinian children

Honestly, I'd do more for a Choco Taco.

Open The Freezer. Take One Out. Purchase It. Walk Out. (thanks for playing along)

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Superior frozen dessert bar coming through.

I'd suck my mom's dick you faggot!

square choc ice

Impregnate my family, but I was going to do that anyway

Klon-a-dike.

Duh!

The chocolatey shell is disgusting.

Hell, I'd do it for free

This. Ice cream sandwiches are better and I still dont even know what those brown breads are made of

I'd nuke Guam

>Falling for viral marketing
kys my dude

Suck dick. [spoiler]I don't even like Klondike bars.

I'd publicly deny the Holocaust and alienate myself from my friends and family.

>dem soft damp wafer thing exteriors

I'd defenestrate myself

I'd do you bb

I once killed a man in Reno just for a Klondike bar.

heath klondike master race

it's traditional marketing smartass

When I was a kid I used to firmly press my fingers into the ice cream sandwich so the chocolate bread would be stuck in clumps. After eating most of it I would lick the leftovers off my fingers

It was always very satisfying.

Contract HIV

shut the fuck up

Walk over to the freezer and grab one I guess