Wtf. So I just met my wife at the neighborhood chinese restaurant...

Wtf. So I just met my wife at the neighborhood chinese restaurant. She went ahead and ordered me the same thing she got for no reason. I wanted a completely different order. She got me Ma Po tofu and an eggroll. I hate tofu and eggrolls. Fucking bitch.

dude she loves you

You didn't tell the waiter what you actually wanted? Sounds like you're the bitch.

4/10 made in reply.
faggot. stand up for yourself once, be a big boy and order what you want, you fat beta fuck.
does she pick your undies too?

wait

ah, my bad, didn't see you there ,faggot.

After we got home, I put in a movie and some popcorn in the microwave, then she tells me she needs to go meet with "Jamal" about a work related project. So now I'm stuck watching Kung Pow: Enter the Fist by myself.

>Jamal
>Employed

She's lying to you, user.

Kill her.

I guess you could always stream that movie while she's getting blacked. Those are the rules.

Take consolation in the fact she'll be bringing you a pie for a late night snack.

More I pls go and stay go

wait

There is only food for one on the table. Why are you lying on the internet, user?

i'm not

What kind of pie?

can we make these repeat threads a ban? No trolling outside /b/

Lol u tk him 2 da bar|?

This fucking topic again? Christ.

Same post is on /fa

a cream pie

A nigger cream pie.