Food Porn Thread

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You are like little baby

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what is wrong with this board?

Had two of them today. It's pure heaven.

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Pure cuck

You're here.

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Is this a thing? Putting chocolate sprinkles on pork belly?

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>chocolate sprinkles

If it's good enough for my belly, it's good enough for pork belly.

>(1.66 MB, 4032x3024)

>zoom in
>lick the screen

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Used to get this back in the day when I was a fat fuck.

Big Montana with Bacon & Cheddar

>pocket dog

Consuming this will make most people red in the face.

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Tasty meme beef coming through!

Sorry faggot.
Actual DOP approved Pizza can only have one basil leaf.

Don't you know anything about Italian cooking?

Not gonna lie. That is some fucking glorious bark on that rib.

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It would appear that some asshole in this picture is about to put a fork into this pizza. This doesn't appear to be a Chicago style pizza, so there is no reason to use a fork.

What cuts are those?

I just spilled horseradish in my pants from this.

Oh, I won't the mods blush, I'll make them fucking SHOOT HOT CUM

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I eat the black packs as a snack all the time but the nuclear rapes my soul even diluted with cream. I thought I built a tolerance but NOPE

Photoshop/10

Just like real models.

Massive heat aside, it's pretty tasty though.

>That'll be $8
check, please

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Is that fucking french fry pie?

theyre apples

>food porn
>food
>porn

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still looks moist, though i prefer it at least med-rare

>tfw I learned apples have hardly any flavor on their own
>tfw I learned that's why they're always mixed with cinnamon in recipes
>tfw I taste an apple pie for the first time afterwards
>tfw it just tastes like cinnamon

allrecipes.com/recipe/9545/mock-apple-pie/

Dump some more corn syrup on it, septic!

That's a lot of sauce user

>posting clickbait from instagram

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Chill the cake and keep off the frosting and id take a bite.

I've always wanted to try making ice cream cones. Not a big ice cream guy but these look like they would be so fucking good fresh

Absolute degenerate.

This is a thanksgiving dinner, right?

Can you explain to me what everything is? I'm a Britfag so I'm not familiar with all of your new world foods.

I see turkey with cranberry jelly... what's on the left, is that a bread roll with some butter on top of it? Then I assume in the top left is stuffing of some sort? Then mashed potato with gravy up top? Some black olives in the middle? On the right I see some bacon, and are those green beans? What's the crispy stuff in the top right?

The bacon, green beans, and fried onions (crispy stuff in the top right) are all part of the green bean casserole. Never cared for it myself desu.

Also I've never seen black olives for thanksgiving.

We call it cranberry sauce btw.

>eating instant ramen and adding cream
Why don't you eat real food?

>falling for the "filet mignon is a meme" meme

YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT HOT CUM

EVERYWHERE

probably because it's a roast, not steak ya dumb fuck

wholesome

>i've only been with a couple of other guys :)

>apples have hardly any flavor on their own
>junkfood-addicted fatty detected with dead tastebuds

Well look up a recipe and try it, they're the easiest shit.

for me, it's the mcchicken meme

I know you're memeing but it's kind of annoying that people believe this.
I dated a nearly virgin girl with roast beef flaps and another who'd had four kids with a tiny innie.

>nearly virgin roast beef flaps

Ah, the days of youth and yore! To be one-and-twenty: "The heart out of the bosom, Was never given in vain..."

Wow, autism speaks.

That would be green bean cassarole. Not always the prettiest looking thing, but it's super tasty. Green beans, cream of mushroom, something luke ham or bavon, and fried onion strings on top

>autism speaks

Nah, A.E. Housman, tbqh senpai.

Who here /chicharrones4lyfe/? Literally the only thing I miss about living around Mexicans.

is that a dry piece of meat or a cinnamon bun

why don't you google it, flyover

man, try to make a little joke and you get all defensive, coastfag

That's not even a coast thing though.

Only coastfags call others flyovers

>falling for the "filet mignon is a meme" is a meme meme

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I used to work at an ice cream shop as a kid and making the cones was my favorite task. It's pretty easy, you just have to work fast as you only have ~5-10 seconds to get the hot waffle shaped. They are absolutely better fresh, and the cooking smell is lovely.

I thought these were pencil tips at first.

>spaghetti alla dog feces

OP asked for food porn, not food scat porn, retard

kurva anyátok

>inb4 white bread

> Lagunitas Little Sumpin' Sumpin'
>Stash

Really good beers to pair with barbecue; hops are the best antidote to rich meat. Personally, I'd pick something even stronger, like Ruination or Hi-Res.

Neopolitan style pizza in Italy is eaten with a fork and knife you fucking pleb

>IPA

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Why do you hate yourself so much?

The important thing is that you tried to make a joke.