Nutella is delici-

So what's your plan to fix this mistake?
Don't say it's a mistake without a plan of correction.

Honey, garlic, salt, pepper, and onions are all staples you should have in your pantry anyways and can be used multiple times multiple ways. So the cilantro, tomato, and peppers are really all most people gotta grab to make a fresh salsa. So what $2.50 - $3.00?

Do you have a point?
If it tastes good and you aren't deluded enough to think the stuff is healthy, then whatever man

>t. Triggered yankee
Sorry Jamestown was growing tobacco and doing ungodly things to pickles while your Pilgrim ancestors were hanging one another for witchcraft.

Slavery was a mistake

here here

If they simply left out all that sugar and the palm oil, that would be great and healthy.

>still grasping for straws to explain how the Cheeto lost the popular vote

Wow, now that you've shown me the information that's already in the bottle I realize that it doesn't actually taste good! I can't believe my taste buds tricked me like this.

That's why plebs eat it tho fag.

It's disgusting without even looking at the ingredients separately. Euros lost all rights over amerifat jokes when they came up with this abomination

We were stoning them...

Well, I don't care what plebs eat. I simply don't buy any nutella because the sugar is disgusting. And who are you calling a fag, you fat virgin anime lover?

>Taking fag seriously on the chan

Who sent ya, Tumblr or Reddit?

Is this where I call you a cuck, alt-rightittor?

t. fat fuck

Hopefully it's the part you don't like it here and go back to your hugbox.

Watch out, he might be the elite hacker known as Anonymous!

t. nigger

Let me help you find your way out:
>>>/reddit/

Stay mad, newfags.

At least I'm happy, can you say the same imperial?

Well he got outed as a newfag, and then resorted to calling everyone else newfag. Maybe he does belong here.

Go to and begin your training properly. After some time you will graduate to other boards.

It would've been so much cheaper in the long run if we'd just picked our own damn cotton

>honey
>3 different kinds of chili peppers
>coriander leaves
>black pepper
Amerisharts, everyone

I wouldn't consume the palm oil plain but the other ingredients are just fine

Care to share a comparison list?

Stay mad, newfag.

What type of cuckold paradise consumable commerce shop do you go to that requires a reuseable bag and donation?

You giant flaming lala sissy.

Unless he's Mexican he has no authority to say anything about salsa. Would you actually trust a yuropoor about salsa?

But what if I want to laugh at his list?

Yes. Happy in the fact I will live well past the age of 35, and not die of congestive heart failure or other complications of diabetes.

I'm confused, were people under the impression that nutella achieved its sweetness and smooth consistency through some sort of magic?

Because that is the only thing I consume and in large quantities got it, you know my life so well user

>eating redditella

>Describing foods as websites
Where'd you come from, SoundCloud?

Let me guess, Wholefoods?

t. fat fuck

>honey

Nutella and peanutbutter tastes like ass.

Why'd you reddit space though?

>honey
>staple
Not everyone is a sheltered, white suburban kid whose middle-upper-class mommy and daddy have too much money to know what to do with while complaining about how minorities and PoC need to just "pull themselves up by the bootstraps." Way to show everyone ITT how tragically ignorant you are, though!

You're trying too hard.

Because reddit and Veeky Forums are not as mutually exclusive as you disabled summerfriends like to think.

This is America and we're all fabulously wealthy. If you're one of the tiny minority that can't even afford honey, then go eat rice and stop bothering the rest of us.

>reddit and Veeky Forums are not as mutually exclusive
And you're calling other people summer. Rich. You posting from a phone too? Being as cancerous as possible is like a game to you?

>$5
>Lasts a year (or until it's gone it lasts forever)
>Less than $0.50 cents a month

Use your EBT Jamal, it doesn't always have to be a Family size bag of Doritos.

Part of pulling yourself up by the bootstraps is ditching the ubiquitous gas station big gulps that every poor household seems to have in droves and replacing it with a box of tea and a little bottle of honey. This is why you're still poor.

>This is America and we're all fabulously wealthy.
Holy shit kid please be joking LMAOOO. How many millions of Americans are living below the poverty line? How many millions are homeless? Not everyone is fortunate enough to have a WASP mommy and daddy to fund their neckbeard NEET existence. Fuck off my board and stay fucked; not gonna deal with your ignorant white ass. Sage in all fields.

Report

>my board

>How many millions of Americans are living below the poverty line?
An arbitrary metric that is lightyears ahead of what 90% of the world has. If they just exercised a bit of restraint and stopped buying McDonalds they could be living well.

Homelessness is really a separate issue, you don't become homeless just because you're poor.

poor bait, but you made me reply.

>thinking Hillary was swindled out of her birthright .

Honey will neutralize the burn from the peppers so you get more flavors and more even heat.

>wins the election by three. million. votes.
>not swindled

>the popular vote is now the electoral vote.
Amerishart

>implying popular vote matters in a constitutional republic

>honey
Dear god why?

>being too retarded to know the founding fathers made the electoral college for the exact reason of the majority not being able to rule over the minority

This best be some sort of ruse

Double the Cocoa and Hazelnuts
Halve the sugar.

People like to eat that shit, but they need it dressed up so they don't need to admit to themselves they are eating it. It's why Starbucks and bubble tea are popular. It's just tea/coffee tee hee

I eat only whole plant foods so nothing has gross ingredients :^)

There's nothing federal requiring state electorates to vote how they do. Some are planning to do it differently next election:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Popular_Vote_Interstate_Compact

Most states have laws/fines against it, though.

27 states have a law requiring them to vote for the states popular majority. Also the shit storm of people not voting party lines would be insurmountable

>what are pesticides
>what are mites
>what is literal shit

Unless you're blast boiling herbs from the deep forest you're always eating gross (literal) shit.

>>garlic
>>honey
>in salsa
>ever
what fucking wasteland did you crawl out of you putrid dissapoint?

>you don't have to pay for staple ingredients

and now you have a bitter chunky mess.

Fresh sugar cane is godly.

>Being proud of tropical punch pickles

Ways to die that you listed > Dementia
You'll be so far gone before you die that you won't even know what hapyness is
We all die, it's just a question of when, and some choose shorter lives
Now fuck off back to Veeky Forums

Wow, it's exactly what I would have guessed, but without a dozen extra stabilizers and artificial flavors/colors like most other junk foods.

Man i used to be such a stupid 2nd gen american kid.

>hear about this new choco jam thats healthy
>tell me mummy i want it
>get a jar
>heck yeah im americocoan now
>eat nothing but toast + nutella for months

God I ate like shit as a child just because the tv told me to.

I hope you just added honey to inflate the price.

that's true but you can make 5 gallons of it