How does Veeky Forums leave their bread?

How does Veeky Forums leave their bread?

In an ideal world, start a family in a small town where I can get fresh milk, eggs and bread every morning, no packaging needed. For now... it's the ol' twist'n'tuck.

twist and tuck all day

lawful neutral, neutral evil sometimes

chaotic neutral reporting in

Chaotic neutral master race.

In pic related. Bread that comes in a plastic bags isn't worthy of human consumption.

Only correct way, anything else is a waste of time or just being an ass.

Lawful neutral in lawful good

this isn't a problem i experience since i only consume canned bread

Lawful evil or chaotic evil. Never neutral evil though

how do you reseal the can?

roll it up in a nice clean tea towel
bread rots if left in plastic

mine comes powdered in a paper bag. Is this ok?

no need, its so dense it doesnt go stale

Sounds like you're talking about flour rather than bread. Of course that's acceptable.

my nig

this looks like a crime against nature itself

It most certainly is not. Bake up some beans and hot dogs, toast slices of brown bread with butter, wa la! Uma delicia!

Nice

lawful neutral
neutral evil

only these two

looks like tomato paste

Twist ties...

Chaotic neutral and I have never had bread go stale or get moldy

>B&M
Bowel and Movement

tying a knot and leave it in a open dry area

Like your mom's vagina

I keep mine in the freezer, where sliced bread products can stay edible for months. I exist in a realm outside of your limited prime material plane.

fridge.

breadboxes don't prevent mold and I can't eat a full loaf of bread in two days.

does a b read box even stop your bread from going stale?
seems like they would not

Bread doesn't come in a bag.

>baguette.jpg

baguette more like faguette

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Use the original bag clip in the bread box

what if I put a freshly baked loaf into the fridge on a piece of parchment right after cooling?

you'd still have to keep it in a plastic bag to avoid it going stale after a day you peasant

>eating toast forever
disgusting

twist and tuck is objectively the best way, it's fast, airtight and the tag expiry date is always like 5 days early so it's only there to lead your foolish family members astray and throw the loaf out

I reuse the bag clip then put it in a bread box with the clipped end pressed against the box wall.

Eat the entire loaf in a sitting when you open the bag.

I leave my whole wheat unsalted bread sitting out on the cutting board.

Lawful neutral, then chaotic neutral once there is less than half a loaf. I do have a bread box on my Amazon wish list, and I hope someone gets me one for my birthday so I can be lawful good.

is there anything with bread that's better not toasted?

i use toast for everything

sometimes a soft roll is better, soft hotdog buns are nice

A combination of lawful and chaotic neutral.

Your place must be really damp if your bread gets moldy in two days.

not all of us live in Alaska, sweetie

This, and if you tie a knot with it, you can go to hell.

Neutral evil. I should probably change this habit.

I keep it in the fridge or freezer depending on how much bread I get.

Chaotic neutral here, i always lose the clip

Why the fuck wouldn't you just keep the bag clip? Am I missing something??

Are 4channers so retarded that they THROW AWAY the clip meant to seal the bread, and then use a shittier method to seal it? Why??

I don't get this either and it's really bugging me. I mean, I know they get lost occasionally, but who doesn't have a few spares? Same reason to keep twist ties and rubber bands

lawful good + neutral evil

This
This is the true way of making bread last nearly one full day.

Where are you from?
bread in blastigg :DDD bags CAN be pretty good here.

Bag clip or twist tuck. Clips are valuble and i use them for a lot of stuff, sometimes i take them off the bread for other things.

clips are like 2 dollars at most man, what fucking job do you have that you have got to ration clips?

>Alaska
>not damp
Geographylet detected

Twist, reuse the bag clip, tuck, and put it in bread box

Chaotic neutral in the fridge usually.

>people who tie knots in those kinds of bags


Fucking kill yourselves

Chaotic neutral here (i guess): i just squeeze the air outta the bag, twist the end shut and do the fold 'n tuck.

It's the most efficient, really

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damn dude my boss just walked in and fired me

Shitty white bread maybe.

Shit guys I'm sorry I didn't even think about it.

>eating soft bread

Is the pic gone.

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Yes, praise the Lord: my jimmies were just about rustled

Kek

these
also for those who don't know, they are color coded for the day of the week they are baked

Yea, but the Jews never tell you which color is for which day

I use these as well. Where do we fall on the scale?

chaotic neutral reportan for duty

Now for the real question

Do you leave the bread on the counter, in the microwave, or in the fridge?

In the pantry

that crumb is shart

there are people who don't twist and tuck?

In the breadbox, that I keep in the microwave, that I keep in the fridge

I usually use my own twist ties, why is that not an option?

otherwise twist and tuck not just for bread but for everything

>in the microwave
As a ghetto breadbin?

twist and tuck and if lazy which is all the time just tucking

The only way

it's deconstructed bread

I'm a tucker.

In more ways than one.

I like my bread like I like my women, tightly bagged and in the freezer.

but then where do you keep your shoes?

I open the bag and throw slices around my kitchen.

>But a whole loaf
>Open it
>Eat a few slices
>Trow the rest away
>Go to the store when I need more bread

When I buy bread I twist and tuck.
I rarely buy any though because I always end up not eating it all before it goes bad. Do the other methods actually change conservation duration all that much?

ironically, bread box sounds like the worst choice after leaving it open since there's a lot more space for air

This. Just as effective as anything else without any of the hassle. Let gravity do the work for you.

lawful neutral, but when I lose the clip I am a true neutral.

wtf, it's almost like you're an american

hourly

>women in my family are lawful evil
>men in my family are chaotic evil
>I am chaotic neutral

Really makes sense in many ways

everyone i know is lawful neutral and loses their shit when you throw away the little plastic clip

I dont even get how people finesse the plastic back into the clip. It sends me into a tardrage.