What's the best fast food, and why is it Culver's?
>inb4 m-m-muh In-n-out >inb4 m-m-muh Whataburger These are for butthurt Commiefornians and Cascadicucks who shoot animal sauce up their assholes in inpotent rage at the fact they cannot get 100% Real Wisconsin Dairy in their shithole state.
Midcuckerners just fucking die already. Nothing would be lost.
Owen Morgan
Culver's isn't fast food. Fast food is precooked and made to order. Culver's cooks food to order.
So you already fucked up your stupid thread. Get a job.
Isaac Morris
I fucking love Culver's, OP. Good taste.
Anthony Howard
I wonder who could be behind this post...
Anthony Gutierrez
There's clearly a pickle slice on the left side you blind motherfucker. Culver's is god-tier, I bet you're a Califag who hasn't been to one.
Lucas Smith
Culver's is America's restaurant
Elijah Russell
Wisconsinite here, Culver's anin't even that great. Now Checkers... That's a fucking joint right there!
Also always gotta do that yearly pilgrimage to White Castle where you order 3x the amount of food you want, go like hell, feel shitty about yourself, then throw the leftovers in the trash.
Matthew Cook
>Whataburger >California Fucking wot
Aaron Bell
Checker's changed the recipe of my all-time favorite burger in late 2015 and I'll be eternally buttmad over it. I stopped going after that. The new one has ranch instead of mayo and sesame bun instead of sourdough.
Isaac Powell
Man... can't argue with losing a good melt. But my main experience is 2 for 3 or 2 for 5 deals. One of the best simple burgers or chicken sandwiches in the game!
On a side note, I like Culver's, their chili, cheese curds, smash burgers, fish, tenderloin sandwich, etc, just leaves a vast menu of good shit. Not to mention their brand root beer or custard of the day. But if you've ever had a real butter burger at Solly's, what they call a butter burger is a farce.
Hudson Young
all three of those are equally mediocre
Colton Adams
It's fast food you retard
Sebastian Russell
in comparison to other fast food, retard
Cameron Thomas
Such as, retard?
Cooper Lee
Where in Wisconsin are you? I ask because I'm from Wisconsin and want to shoot you. Not for dissing Culver's, but implying checkers has good food.
Isaac Fisher
Wisconsin guy again.
Did you literally say: "that's a joint right there!"
I am loading the AR15 as we speak, you're literally the Guy Fieri of Wisconsin, and I'm going to kill you. Call the FBI, this is a legitimate threat.
Ryder Myers
Muh in-n-out tho
Tyler Allen
Oshkosh Wisconsin. I'm the guy who wants to kill him. I'd bet my bank account he's from Madison or Milwaukee.
Andrew Brooks
>flyover banter
Blake Roberts
best chicken: popeyes, wendy's best hamburgers: no fast food hamburgers are better than mediocre
Jonathan Murphy
Gimme some New York City banter then. Type it out, and I'll read it like an obnoxious Jew.
Isaac Cook
>precooked >made to order u wot?
Samuel Anderson
Hi. You're European, so legally retarded.
It means they cook it ahead of time, and assemble.
Places like Culver's take raw meat when ordered and cook it.
I can't dumb it down for you anymore than that.
Aaron Bell
Lol I'm literally from the midwest Now I get what you're saying though Understood precooked as premade
Dominic Jones
Then don't say "wot". Son, wtf. We don't say that. Why are you pretending to be euro? Jesus Christ kid, I gotta teach you to piss?
Evan Lee
You must be new
Isaiah Lopez
I'm from madison and we don't have checkers, milwaukee trash for sure
[spoiler]Marry me craig culver[/spoiler]
William Campbell
I've been here long enough to impregnate your teenage mother boy. Your shit just sucks/isn't funny.
Aaron Powell
"u wot m8" had been used here for ages And jokes on you fag, I have two dads
Jason Stewart
>Because dumb Europeans say it, it's a thing
How about no.
Jaxon Brown
>Europeans I meant it's been used on Veeky Forums for ages, are you genuinely that dense or am I getting trolololod?
Christian Baker
It's been used by Europe. Are you so dense you think "wot m8" is appropriate ever?
Name 1 American who has ever called another American "mate".
You can't, because it doesn't exist. That's how I know "yeee a bloody tea surper".
Lincoln Gray
>ctrl-f >no smashburger you fuckers obviously haven't had these top tier burgers WITH some of the best fries I've ever had in a fast food joint. >inb4 hurr durr my mcdonalds friess XD
Austin Williams
>go to california for the first time >have been told by everyone HAUGHGHGHG YOU GOTSA TRY THIS IN N OUT ITS THE GODSEND OF DA BURGS >am a simple steak n shake man but what the hell >get a double double and animal fries >really underwhelming
William Wilson
Fuck off nigger. I'm in Richfield, and I have my mini draco get-the-fuck-off-my-porch-gun on my lap. And both me and my brother who carries around his suppressed AR like Linus' fucking blanket are drunk as fuck.
Please, come over and make yourself at home!
Kayden Parker
Richfield faggot here again, Madtown is also full of fucking faggots, but I guess it's redeemable if you only go there to party.
Wyatt Bennett
>Madtown is also full of fucking faggots
Thats for sure, but there's a lot of us who didn't go to uw and just want to eat culvers and watch the packers in peace