Do Americans really eat all of this in one sitting, for breakfast?

do Americans really eat all of this in one sitting, for breakfast?

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Yes, every single day.

that's barely a snack

Beans, for breakfast? Mix that with coffee and oh boy don't stand behind me in the elevator!!

that's a traditional english breakfast, as well you know. i've got half a mind to give you a good whopping for trying to start a grass with our chaps from across the pond i do.

No American would touch whatever that European abomination is.

That's English you autist

>as if being behind you or in front would make a difference in an elevator

>as if you can even fit in an elevator

spray

Yes and I squat Jupiter, your point?

kek

Replace the beans, tomatoes, and mushrooms with potatoes, biscuit, pancakes, waffles, muffin, and/or toast.

We Americans do eggs meat and carbs instead of eggs meat and veg.

Hearing a grown man talk about his squatting just sounds gay, right?

You do know that egg yoke hue gives away country of origin, right?

>egg yoke

I'm american and would happily eat everything on that plate for Sunday brunch except the fucking beans. Those are nauseating after a night of raucous drinking.

orange egg yokes are from the uk, yellow are from north america.

>after a night of loud drinking

Only factory farmed shit eggs have yellow yolks.

Quality eggs will have orange yolk no matter what country they're from.

Pretty sure it has to do with the quality of the hen's eggs. I buy from a local farmer who keeps them free range and feeds organic feed and the yolks are orange.

Add this to a piece of toast and lay a sunny side up egg over top of it, salt and pepper and break it. Ketchup if you like ketchup.

All that fucking cheese? That is absurd.

Nope, they put food colourant in UK feed.

It's not even bright yellow, it's fucking orange.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3457452/How-secret-additives-given-chickens-make-egg-yolk-bright-yellow.html

Is that what they teach in your poverty schools?

shavings, dumbass. the entire thing would give you kidney failure.

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>he drinks quietly
beta af lad

It's good to see that you people have no fucking idea what and who is fucking with your food. I always thought the English were smarter people.

At least you in the dark dipshits get to learn about eggs tonight.

modernfarmer.com/2013/12/marketing-perfectly-colored-egg-yolk/

didn't read lol

No one cares that you didn't dude, lol.

>you people

It's a great phrase that out of context dullards love to flip out over. I honestly love typing "you people" because the botnets react. They don't know why, but they're typing.

Did you jokers figure out they're placing keratin in your eggs yet?

kera-whatnow?

absolutely false

I try to eat three but some mornings i just dont have the time. If im late for hating mexicans my boss gets pissed.

You people are pedantic faggots.

Thats a joke you autist

t. blue-collar mouthbreather

That's a British breakfast though

>thread about best food on the earth
>potential food porn thread
>devolves in to americans shitposting

At least you late night morons have shit to argue about with other late night idiots. Have at each other for the next 8 hours like a bunch of worthless noones.

>bait thread
>people reply to bait
woah...

mad

>>bait thread
No it's a full english breakfast thread with added banter. It's not our fault you can't handle any banter.

>pretending to be retarded
>banter
you're devaluing true banter and bringing shame upon your british kin.

you people really can't tell uk from american eggs, can you?

>dude eggs lmao
are the british literally OBSESSED with eggs?

the uk have very little to care about and dealing with colonials falls well short.

literally obsessed

I'm a canadian who knows yoke colour, you stupid dipshit. I was complaining that someone called the original post American when it clearly isn't. Canadian eggs are yellow, btw.

interesting. how do they differ in taste and nutrition, exactly?

Allan quartermain pls go. I have no time for your musings. Go find a Zulu to bother

they don't, you're chatting with a bot.

pip pip, righto then lad, keep your knickers square and your upper lip stiff as a board.

WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD SPELLING IT "YOKE"

THAT'S THE THING YOU PUT ON A BEAST OF BURDEN WHEN YOU WANT IT TO CARRY/PULL SOMETHING

THE FATTY CENTER OF AN EGG IS A "YOLK"

Y O L K

YOLK

was it autism?

That's first class autism. Good work. You'll be a great quiet librarian for people who will never remember you.

Yolk. Thank god you relmembered how to spell yoke, in your waning days.

A yoke goes on an oxen, a yolk goes on a chicken nipple.

>pointing out a 3rd grade spelling mistake is autism

there are no words currently in existence, among all known and unknown languages, to convey just how fucking retarded you are

congrats

We'll all yoke about it later, in class.

no u

Sorry I'm watching Geoffrey Rush in Genius tonight. I'm having a hard time yoking about it. He was really fucked around.

Everyone knows what he means.

You sound like the kind of faggot who interrupts someone mid-sentence because they said "me and John" rather than "John and I".

Speaking of 3rd grade mistakes, sentences start with a capital letter and end with a period you fucking twat.

You got your protiens your lean protiens, some fiber and vegetables, hell, hardboil the eggs and add croutons and you could call that a salad.

>as if you leave the house

get a load of this buttblasted hothead

top man, blimey

I bet you assholes write 'Pheonix' as well
fuckheads all of you

Is that haggis on the black pudding? looks too thinly sliced.

whats top of the bacon

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