"Shake Well"

>"Shake Well"
>did not shake

great thread, thanks for posting it

>*shakes well*
>didn't say to shake
Well fuck

>refrigerate after opening
>keep it in the pantry

>me every time I buy iced tea

DAMAGED

why would you need to shake tea?

i always make my own but it never separates or anything. or if it does it's just the gunk you're not supposed to drink anyway

>refrigerate after opening
>accidentally refrigerates before opening
>everything in fridge is now contaminated
wa fuckin la

>best by date: 8/12/17
>today's date: 8/13/17
>already took a bite

F

This is what I thought, but the iced tea bottle says "SHAKE WELL" in bold letters under the nutrition facts. The first few pours taste watery/less sweet unless you shake well apparently.

>let cool 5 minutes

not on my watch

I had a solid lel

how do you finish cooking rice??

the only rice i eat comes in a microwavable bag my friend

>orange juice with low pulp
>shake well
>no shake
>delicious non pulp pure juice
>eat the delicious orange porridge when the bottle is almost done

No...

>not fit for human consumption
>consume it anyway

The literal madman

Does you country have an extra month?

>preheat oven to 425 f
>do 420 lmao braise it

420 degrees is to hot for braising

His country has crazy day/month order

>not braising at 500
x-------------D n1

i like you

no his country is just not completely retarded

i allow it to cool for 5 minutes

while it is in my stomach nigga

see ya next summer.

Glad somebody finally pointed this out, it always irked me about the meme.

Unlike that grammar.
>Tries to defend his retarded country
>Does something retarded

You're all dead of mustard gas, right? RIP in piss.

you're gonna die OP

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