This guy angrily walks into your house and begins demanding food. What do you make to satisfy his hunger?

>these eggs, did you lay them yourself?
>No, chef.
>Fucking hell..

Cum brownies

marmito on buttered breado hehehehehe

Fettuccine Alfredo except instead of cheese in the sauce I use a mixture of Ped Egg shavings and finely ground glass shards.

Bone Appa Teet!

I'd eat that

A mouth full of lead.
Da fuck you doin bustin into someones house yellin about shit bein raw?

Homemade icecream, fresh frozen.

>"deagle"
>/k/ approved

like hell it is

give him an uncooked steak and then scream "jamie oliver is best chef" then run

Toss a few frozen dinners into the microwave or maybe some Kraft Mac and Cheese

get the fries

A sausage roll.

>Ramsay knocks on the door
>you open it
>hes bouncing around left and right not maintaining eye contact
>frequently smacking the back of his hand into the palm of his other hand
>his hair bouncing around each time he nods in your direction while speaking
>he occasionally leans in close to wispier something in your ear
>while you respond to him he pulls his shirt tight on each side near his hips and mumbles insults while looking to his side
>squinting and rubbing his eyes

I feed him MRE's.

Cockmeat sandwitch

I'd serve him some fresh justice, a punch in the stomach
get out of my house

/k/ is one person. I'm that person. I approved it. But yeah, deagles are gay.

This is a /k/ thread

a bottle of Worcestershire sauce

Steamed hams

I'd ask him to cook for me instead