Al/ck/ - Alcoholism General

Maybe. It doesn't sounds like you're gonna die in less than a month.
Ask a doctor for more details.

That's a model posing for a stock photograph. Also she has a cigarette.

Yeah I looked it up and its a pretty common reaction to drinking too much on an empty stomach. No I don't usually drink like that, just for the last two nights. I think I'm more or less fine now though.

>Ask a doctor for more details.

I'm, American, so that's probably not gonna happen.

Mid- to late thirties would have been my guess ...

No, you probably were nauseous from hangover causing the vomit. Contents of which can be explained if you hadn't had much to drink. Don't use alcohol to cope with emotional problems.

about 700 ml of vodka every night. I'm 31.

I drink a third of a 1.75ml a night about.

kill yourself

Thx bb

Don't be rude.

Dang I think I'd die if I drank that much, and I'm 280lbs. Had a quarter of a 705ml bottle of gin some months ago and I was really drunk. I had totally understimated how long it would last too. We had an introductory evening for elementary school children at my school that day and I was showing films to those nine year old kids while being totally wasted, lol.

>start drinking
>start singing
>cant sing

we don't need reddit niggers like him in these threads

"i drink 2 beers a night, am i an alcoholic? xD"

Is a 475ml of whiskey a night bad? How fucked am I?

Not giving a pic, but I'm 26 years old and get drunk about once every 3 days on average lately. Used to be more like every 2-3 days with a consistent mix of both, but from about 2013-16 it was essentially daily. MAYBE 2 sober days a month. Almost always liquor (just like now) and always straight if it's less than 50%. For 40% liquor, about 15-20oz (around 450-600ml) if I drink fast. For 50% liquor, about 13-15oz (390-450ml) if I drink fast. If I pace my drinks out over a long period of time, it's not uncommon for me to reach 25-30ml (750-900ml) of 40% or 18-22oz (540-660ml) of 50%. As for beer, I can get a decent state of drunkenness if I basically down a dozen 5% as fast as possible. If it's light beer (4%) then I'll probably need at least 15-16, chugged. If I drink slow, I could definitely get up to 20-30 beer. Then for port wine (20%) a single 26oz/750ml bottle can get me decently drunk if I basically drink it fairly quickly. For non-port wine (I think usually 8-12%?), I don't know, but I anticipate needing at least 2 bottles.

I've tried testing myself a few times before. I once drank 14oz of liquor (around 42-46% as I recall) within about 55 minutes. Felt pretty shitty in the morning, had a bad night's sleep, came CLOSE to puking, but did not puke. I can't do the whole Shoenice thing (he's a fat American guy on Youtube who can LITERALLY chug (without stopping) whole bottles of liquor and also does a lot of vids where he speed-eats crazy shit. Honestly, he seems pretty cool even though he probably has an IQ of 70) but I definitely think that in my years of heavy drinking I've honed my tolerance pretty well. I almost never get hang-overs, and I feel blessed in that I'm faaaar from an angry drunk. I'm generally really happy, laughs easily, and if I start to feel I'm being obnoxious or unpleasant I get VERY uncomfortable and get the urge to go and be drunk elsewhere.

You're the redditor whining about the sub's rules.
And learn to write, nigger.

youtu.be/nhiGNo6yCtw

If you keep it up for several years, it'll beat you up. For decades, I'm guessing you shouldn't expect to reach 60 years old. I am not a doctor however. I have an uncle who is an alcoholic, apparently drinks wine by the bottle and has done so since his 20s. He's still in his 50s but has had a few heart attacks and now finds it difficult to so much as walk across a room on bad days. I think he feels that he's lucky to still be alive, and wants to try and stay alive so he can watch his grandchildren grow. He's an outstandingly friendly and funny guy, very witty, lots of jokes, and an amazing sense of humour. When he goes, he will be missed by many, many people.

I fucking swear I should be godlike at singing considering how much I '';'try''' to sing when drunk

Get back on it user, what matters most is the ability to rally

Fucking amazing, and depressing. Leftist-controlled education... an Iranian guy recently moved to Canada. Enrolled in a University. He left 3 months later. "Well, 'the West', you had a good run..." but then he discovered Ben Shapiro, The Rebel media, Lauren Southern, and so on and so forth, and he sees the west still has a chance. Referred to Muslims as 'they' so I assume he's an apostate... seems like a good fellow.

I think I'm a good singer, even when not drunk. In particular I'm a fan of Irish drinking songs. I can actually sing 'Rocky Road to Dublin' not only from memory, but at a faster rate than the typical recording of it. I dare anyone to attempt it even when sober. Also, HUGE fan of the Sharpe theme 'Over the Hills and Far Away'. Not an Irish drinking song, but bloody good stuff. Also, I'm not from the UK.

I'm more into musicals

i think the problem is that I have a fixes bass voice, and anything lower or higher gets cracky and shit, i literally can't change my pitch without cracking, it's just this deep bass all the time

not giving a pic but I also have a red face most of the time, it has gotten much worse in the past 2-3 years, and I started drinking pretty much every day about 4 years ago, though I have been binge drinking at least weekly since I was a teenager. I'm 28 now.

I have spent the last year trying to moderate/take breaks from drinking off and on, with pretty inconsistent success. When I am drinking and not trying to moderate I drink between 6-12 drinks a day. When I am trying to moderate it is generally less. A couple of days ago I bit the bullet and decided to take a long break from drinking (long for me. Almost a month). I'm hoping that drinking less will reverse some of the effects of aging and drinking that are making me look like a damn red-faced hag.
Not that you do. Just saying red face we have in common.

I'm on vacation right now

I love you guys even though we will never meet each other

Get your shit together you fucks

I'm on vacation and needed this so much

>You recognize my posts
>But have no idea who i am
>TFW

>back
Where's the proof. I haven't seen this.

Definitely not.

He posted a pic of himself and an update a few threads back, should still be in the archive as Veeky Forums is slow as fuck

>And learn to write, nigger.
holy newfag. seriously get brain cancer you fucking nigger subhuman

Was on day 23 sober and had to shit while downtown suddenly, next thing I know I'm in a bar with a tab open.

Its hard boys.

How hard is it to press this and another key at the same time?

>Using right-shift instead of left-shift
Are you literally retarded? Other than that though, I agree, is showing great ignorance in its ability to not produce basic capitalization. Probably a fucking Commie, pic related.

WHo /Oban/ here ?

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Here we go. Another bender. I feel it coming. I know what is going to happen and I wish I could stop it. I have so many reasons to fall of the wagon. Really, it has already happened, so don't start in with the "don't do it" shit. I'm half drunk and gonna keep going. I really wish I wasn't out of pot and money. Pot could save me right now. Fuck! I wish I had some. I'm too drunk to even go get some.

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Oh fuck, I didn't take Brexit into account. Will Oban die ?

Relapsed yest. Don't know why, don't know what caused it, don't know what to do.
And don't care, because right now I'm all warm and care-free.
This is simply never going to end until I die a prolonged, regret-filled, horrible death in abject agony, is it?

Hadn't drank in about a month but I'm out a couple hours from home visiting my gramps with my family
Had a few cran vodkas with lunch, I just know he's going to offer beers when we get to his place, and the train home has both beers and shots for sale
Eh. I won't feel too bad if I don't keep it up tomorrow it is a special occasion anyways

I'm in the earliest stages of a lawsuit against the VA for ruining my back and legs. I hate buraucracy I hate spelling too. I was never good at it. I'm good at math though. I can program. I can spell good enough for computers muther fucker
Fuck. I'm not sure I wan t to live except I mght be a millionaire inn a few years because the VA fucked up hard.

You guise remember rodney king?

youtube.com/watch?v=9T6N5UBeFpk&list=RD9T6N5UBeFpk#t=84

I puked again whilst asleep...How likely is it that I will die each time this happens?

I don't know the statistics, but the law of averages dictates that the chances of it happening increases each time you do it.

when I'm withdrawing or know I'm risking seizing/puking/etc, I sleep on my side with a body pillow behind me so I don't roll over all the way, and pillows around my on the other side so if I start convulsing at least there's something

stick to beer bro.. the shots are what will send you over the edge. Its fine to say no to hard liquor especially if they know you.

Proportionally less each time.

You just drink, or mix with benzo?

to the grave

I stopped drinking alcohol because I live with my brother and he would always get drunk then try to start drama and he'd have to get drunk to have enough confidence to say what he wanted. I decided alcohol isn't cool anymore after awhile it's just pathetic.

I think I'm headed straight to a fucked up life. I'm 21. Almost each day I go to slots. Down four beers in there because they're giving it away for free. If I win I go to a bar and get hammered by five shots of a cheap rum and go with another four or five beers with it. If I lose I just leave the check in there because I also work in there sometimes and just put it off of my paycheck, I'm a good friend with the owner. When I work there like once or twice a week I drink a whole bottlle. Fuck the stocktaking. I drink and gamble because I have no friends. Only friend I ever had I had to break away because I was in love with her and she could never reciprocate my feelings. She was gay and fuck this world. I feel that I don't see the status of a friend like other people do. There has to be a certain type of connection otherwise it's just blunt. I have tons of people, they're comfortable around me but it just doesn't do the thing for me. Never I was able to open to as her. I also feel like I never can find my place in this world and booze just takes the edge of everyhtingl. Started smoking back at high school. Never really thought of myself as a smoker. Now I'm at a pack a day. That's a minimum. It's one to three at regular. I'd go a waste if it wasn't for my parents. I don't see them often but I know they care and I see that they'd be desolated if I'd kill myself.

I don't think I'll outlive my thirties. From what I've seen though this world is a beautiful place. To take it back to the girl I truly loved, I wanted to be here forever just for the sake of it when I still was able to handle my feelings. This world is a glorious place, in a long run this whole life is like a single bet on slots. You can die happy or miserable.

I'm not going to post a pic so I'll post a pic of my cat.

I'm 29 and look WAY worst then you. Also a crippling benzo addiction and completely bald. You at least have hope

I drink about 2 handles of 80 proof vodka a week on top of my triazolam addiction

Ah go on, post a pic.
Hello all btw. Glad to be back ( )
How come there are two active threads atm?

Not staying, feel like SHIT, just wanted to say hi and wish you all the very best. I'll post more frequently when I'm not sleeping 20 hours a day.
Peace.

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I can't. Can't risk my job by someone recognizing me.

Did you kidnap my cat then return it before I noticed?

Trying kava for the first time. Having been without booze for four years, it's pretty scary how close it feels to a few drinks with some light opiates on top.

You probably didn't have much to eat recently. When I would binge at parties I would get the same thing.

You look like 28-32 to me so seems fine.

you made your liver over produce enzymes and threw up pure enzymes, and you don't have much left which means your gonna die soon dude

I can't tell if I dreamt what I did blacked out or if it actually happened.
This shouldn't be normal
I literally can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality from my dreams?

oh god

You are shit at punctuation as well.

pic related, its me ( the guy ) im 26
been drinking very heavily after job loss, which landed me in hospital with heavy withdrawals several times. prior to that, i've been beering for years daily.

after the last hospital time, i've take a 4 months break from any drinking, which surprisingly that, did me many wonders, I got to school, made many new friends etc. and am generally in terrific mood whilst sober. And no, being sober is not boring to me at all, in fact im more excited in general.

I decided to try drinking on weekends one month ago, and never in the middle of the week. So far it's working, I know my body well enough now to know when it gets dangerous and when I should stop drinking. So far it's working.

your sister has the "can I speak to the manager" haircut

All his commas are in his code though

Your sister looks like she is really trashy. I bet she's a coal burner huh?

not my sister. don't worry, not my gf either. And common fellas, alcoholics need to support each other. The girl had drug problems too.

Always good to see al/ck/s. Good luck getting off the sauce, lads.

>tfw lost weight going sober but I fell back into drinking again

my dad got hospitalised and his kidneys aren't functioning apparently but that's all the information the doctors have got atm. He drinks a bottle of wine a day and more on weekends, I'm guessing this is down to alcohol? Anyone have the slightest clue on what the fuck is going on?

You can absolutely have your kidney(s) fail due to long term alcoholism, pretty good bet that is the cause. It's also more then possible that he downplayed how much he drank, I know I do whenever anyone asks me about it. In any case I hope he's alright man.

I actually stopped drinking in hope we could stop together but that doesn't seem to be the case. Kidney failure sounds really bad, is it recoverable or what? I've heard the word dialysis floating around

I don't know how to explain this without sounding like an idiot but basically dialysis gives your kidneys a chance to recover and takes the burden off of them for a while. You know how a severe alcoholic will quit late in life and their liver will still be all fucked up even if they don't touch alcohol for decades? Same principle applies.

Dialysis is basically just externally filtering the blood, keeping up the electrolyte balance, etc. Since it only targets the symptoms and not the cause you'd need to find a permanent solution. One option would of course to stop driking and see if you can give him one of yours, life with only one kidney isn't all that bad (my father only found out in his 60s, that he had spent most of his life with only one properly functioning kidney)

im going to find you all and inject you with complex nanomachines that will remove the alchohol dependency from your cells and repair your liver

Oh. Th-thanks, legit and sincere user

>be me
>get cured
>start drinking again anyway

In American Psycho, Paul orders a double Absolut martini. What the hell would this even be?

Can you put a set of cyborg limbs on standby for me, as well. I don't need them, but if i lose an arm or leg in some freak accident, I really want a cool robot part. Thanks

au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080224012053AAIjqkq

Im eating cat food because it has b1
I drink a ton of alcohol
Theres piss everywhere
Am i charlie kelly?

Forgot to mention I literally have 78iq diagnosed

You look great/handsome. Just wanted to tell you that.

None of those answers make any sense.

A martini is already "double", so it makes zero sense to order it like that.
Absolut is a brand of vodka.

Why the hell is this so hard to understand?

spent the weekend on meth and vodka

gf came over and took my wallet so I wouldn't spend any more money on booze. I think I did 4 hours of crossword on my phone

fuck

>He didn't edge for 10 hours at a time finding the perfect porn
>He didn't beat his dick so raw it started gaining girth due to being swollen
>He didn't take breaks only to I.V more for days on end

I'm this guy Yesterday actually went great. At my gramps place I just had one beer and then two beers on the train ride home. By the time we got home I was so tired that I didn't even drink and just layed in bed watching TV until I fell asleep. No hangover today and i'm quite proud of myself for not getting shitfaced like I usually do. I think I'd be ok to drink occasionally if its just social drinking.

>meth
Ugh. Why? Even high purity stuff just makes me feel hyper, makes me want to clean each individual atom of my house, then stops me from sleeping for days.
High quality crack on the other hand, ooft. You'll need to make the stuff yourself or I guarantee it'll be diluted to fuck, but if you're lucky enough to get something like an exquisitely pure Peruvian fishscale and you process that into uncut crack? Just... just wow. I never used crack again after that one night. I knew I'd reached the absolute pinnacle of physical pleasure it's possible for a human being to experience. For a few minutes I was while conscious, unable to think. Not a single chatter, worry, thought... my mind was simply blank, dead, and I just looked around the room seeing nothing but exquisite beauty. I felt like the fucking Buddha, just for a few minutes. Then my ability to think returned, and it rapidly dissipated. But wow.
You will never find it on the streets. That single hit cost me a lot of money (maybe $3,200/gram for freebase ( sigmaaldrich.com/catalog/product/sigma/c8912?lang=en®ion=GB )) and took forever to prepare. Years of street crack have left my lungs in terrible condition. Would not recommend unless you're a chemist, or have been a dedicated psychonaut for many years.
Erm, in fact even then I wouldn't "recommend" it. All drugs are ultimately shit for those among us who have an addictive personality.
Sorry, kind of went off on one there, but drugs and booze have been my life for 23 years, and I've never understood why anyone enjoys using even the highest purity meth.

>Being this drunk online

>General