WHY ARE THESE FUCKERS SO EXPENSIVE

Avo's are like $2-3aud each here

Stop complaining

>live near border
>they're still $1.25 per avocado
>sales mean they're a buck each

>tfw avocado tree
why you gringos never make proper guacamole?

>tfw you can still buy 3 avocado's for $1.50

Avocados have never been expensive here. 3 for a buck. Honestly, most supermarket are trying to get rid of them as fast as possible.

Average price is 1.21 per, consumption is slightly down from last month.
hassavocadoboard.com/retail/volume-and-price-data

We are going to renegotiate our deals with Mexico, soon. Very, very soon. We are going to make American great again very soon. Very very great.

Millennials. They're spending all of their money on avocados when they should be buying houses

>Sweden

what are you talking about cuck they are like $2 each

too much avocado on toast m8

>go to asian grocery
>buy 1kg of avocado for $4
>better than woolies shit

don't be a sucker

Because marijuana has become more legal and available in the US so the Mexican cartels are not making as much money with it. In order to replace the income they lost with marijuana, the cartels have started threatening avocado farmers to pay "insurance" so nothing bad happens to their farm.

5 for $1 in Phoenix

>7 avocados for 2$ in Bulgaria
I don't know why you fags complain.

there was a point at winter where new world had $8 for one here in nz.

New Zealand? Stick to spiders and lizards. Don't drop $8 on a meme berry.

Thread over.

hype
avocados a shit
get sardines for protein and fats and shieet

Cartel have moved onto human tissue by now thats where the money is

NAFTA makes prices of goods from Mexico CHEAPER, at the cost of a small amount of American jobs. If we negotiate NAFTA to make it more "fair"™ for American workers (who cost a fuck ton), then our Mexican imports will cost a bunch more due to tariffs. Christ, read a book or go to community college and take econ.

Bretty sure he was being sarcastic, but good job going on an autistic rant about muh econ 101, Prof. Mankiw

That's a funny way to spell Shrek.

Thats cheaper than here...

High demand means they can charge more and still know you will buy it

Hipsters buying them for their toast.

It's about 2.99 for one avocado where I live in California. That's why I don't buy them.

They're like 30 cents each, what are you talking about?

Plague struck.
Cartels literally took over Michoacan, Mexico's top producer of avocados (produces something like 80% of the world supply) and started stealing and reselling them, since they had a super high profic margin.
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€0.30 to €1 a piece in dutch people land

'cados are gross

>tfw avocado tree
>tfw Anglo
Why do Mexicans put the Doritos in the ramen?

>Live in Arizona
>Only benefit to this god forsaken state is cheap avocados

3 for $1 god bless

1 usd = 1 pound of avocados.

Benefits of living in avocado's land.

Cados are dirt cheap here in Indo, like $2 for a Kg.

Because you live somewhere that is far away from tropical climate.

They are like $1 each here (NYC), which makes them about little over $1 a pound? Not bad.

>$1 a pound? Not bad.

Jesus, richfag do you have no sympathy at all for flyovers?

>2 for five bux here
they used to be 4 for a dollar,wtf? not in season?

1. Bag 3 avocados
2. Go to self checkout
3. Enter "2" for quantity
Now stop whining. The store loses 25+% of those suckers most of the time due to spoilage. So go steal an avocado and don't even feel bad about it.

>not stealing them from an avocado farm in Goleta, CA.

roasted

Because they're almost as delicate as banannas, prone to disease, and resource intensive.

$1 a pop in the mission.

Just steal them then. Invest in "guacamole garments". Go to a second hand shop and find a coat with the biggest pockets. If it's summer, get the largest pair of cargo shorts you can find, who cares if they're size 60 waist, that's what a belt (rope) is for. Long raincoats are good for stealing large links of meat, I call these "pepperoni coats"; outfit the inside with hooks to hang the meat. Long, baggy pants are good "sandwich slacks" as you can fit an 18" sub down each leg, and impress the ladies who notice the bulge, it draws away suspicion.

or

Pay a hooker $5 to come shopping with you. Make sure you find a hooker with a large purse. Force her to steal avocados and whatever you desire. If you get caught, deny accountability by not knowing who they are, which you don't, so it's not a lie.

It's like you're not even trying, man. Get good.

Bananas coast 10 cents per kilo over here

> prof mankiw

Lol, you got me kudos

Real 'coado hours

>tfw avocado grows fucking everywhere where I live
>tfw despise avocado
Maybe I could make myself some money selling avocado to dumb American millennials.

>tfw hipsters start sucking dicks for avocados
>Mexican cartels get in on the actions
>tfw avocados fuel the Cartel Wars
jajajaja

$2 a kilo where I live

I wouldn't eat those for free

Yeah i cant wait for farmers to not change their prices then we get to pay all the new trade taxes that him and the president of mexico who hates him will make!

Thats a funny way to spell Joe Rogan

The Sprouts near me has them for 79 cents during sales but they're almost 2 dollars at every other grocery store.
It's weird.

Why do yanks or niggers as i like to call them likes avos so much ?

They're 4 for $1 here. Granted, that's for small ones, but the bigger ones are maybe 50 - 60 cents.

>the day Veeky Forums learned what the Subject Theory of Value is.

Most avacados in the us are from Florida cali and texas. They cost a lot because they're extremely difficult to transport. In Austin they're cheap as fuck my dude. Also NAFTA categorically makes agricultural products from Mexico cheaper.

...

flavourless hipster trash food

supply, demand, transportation costs, seasonal availability, millennials

>flavourless
the absolute state of the gringo palate.

oh i get it, you miss that corn syrup all american flavor.

CHI

i want to lick every inch of sachiko's body

not imputing banana code for 17c a pound avocados

inhabitat.com/how-to-grow-an-avocado-tree-from-an-avocado-pit/
> Sometimes avocado plants will begin growing fruit after they’re 3 or 4 years old, others take 15+ years to grow fruit, and some never do. It helps to have several avocado trees growing together to aid with pollination.
It's going to get worse, isn't it?

>pic related

>not working at a certain restaurant and stealing like 5 of them a night

Ur doing it wrong BAYBAY

that pic shouldn't be erotic but it is

What is with the avocado meme/cult? Have tried it 3 times and they are just gross. Where do I get good ones? Bluberries are the best fruit btw

yeah there also hard as a rock, ive been to those roadside deals