Webm thread ITT: new content edition

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>new content edition

I love hawaiian pizza as much as the next guy but I just can't imagine this not being horrid.

want moar ?

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It's definitely satire

I'd eat it though

What's going on here?

>new content edition
Where is it?

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i imagine it's removing the bones

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Do Americans really eat this?

Good morning, OSHA how are you today?

classic

No, fuck off.

Speaking of which, does anyone have a dorilocos webm? That mexican street food where you have a bag of doritos then put AAAALLLLL the shit in it? My gaming discord was talking about optimal snacks and it came to mind.

And a diet coke please!

>maxwells.co.uk/burgers/
Looks like the UK

fucking idiot. serves this dumb bitch right. should've ripped out a few teeth too. play stupid games win stupid prizes when will people learn

If you look closely at the needles when they come up, water is being shot out of them. Most likely they are adding water to the salmon to get a higher net weight. More lbs = more money, you'd actually be surprised what percentage of your regular packaged steaks are liquid added by the processing plant. I believe some chicken breasts can have up to 35% added water.

I would say her problem wasn't that she was eating corn with a drill, she was eating corn with a fucking rocket powered industrial strength 5.6 billion ram drill. A normal cheap battery powered drill wouldn't have done that

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What is she laughing at

Probably a camgirl with one of those vibrators that activates with the sound of a gold donation.

the size of your penis

Oh she's having an orgasm. I wouldn't know what that looks like.

I was waiting for him to lose a finger

You seem very educated in the goings on of the cam community.

Its how they kill the tape worms.

This picture makes me angry.

Why?

Who hasn't checked out streamate while waiting for a vid to buffer on pornhub?

Heck yeah! There is never too much cheese.

Lewd.

no

my god

>that fucking cheese throw

Dying the meat red

If he cut the think in half and put the flat side on the counter it probably wouldn't be too bad.

>wasting 200 calories on a regular soda when you could have 200 calories more of meat
Hmmm

12oz can of coke is 140 calories. 12oz can of diet coke is 0 calories.

That's pretty much my point?

Good thing I'm an eurofag

I suppose socialism is a viable alternative to moist meat.

obviously a fake one, don't worry.

what is that pastry called?

So where's the new content

chaussons aux pomme

the listeria really makes it pop!

thanks

Got an idea for some OC but I need someone to make it for me since I can't make webms

It would be taking the webm where Jack's son knocks over the stromboli boxes and putting it in front of the interview where he talked about choking his son so hard that his nose started bleeding

learn to make webms.

also without audio that's gonna be shit.

She's laughing at all the retarded virgins who think their donations are causing her to orgasm.
The free market provides.

I've tried making them beforw, but the audio always seems to come out muted

i can smell the curry powder and shit from here

Her problem was that she didn't tie her fucking hair back

>waiting for a vid to buffer on pornhub
I live in a first world country though

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Ruined

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This shit gives me heartburn every time I watch it

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>If jack just did something the way he was supposed to do it

There's no point in speculating on the impossible user.

Dub trips.

Looks pretty nice for a buffet.

It's Golden Corral.

where's the .txt

>make good looking burger
>turn into soggy mess

Why not just offer a shallow, wide bowl of cheese dip with it and tell people its intended to dip instead of making a fucking mess?

>who set the x-axis to fucking inverted?

>waiting for buffering
>2017

im sorry user

he was clearly being colourful. why would you watch another streaming service while waiting for one to buffer?

I would eat all of this by myself easily.

Here you go mang
pjwnex.us/media/text/Golden_Corral.txt

Is this a Dharma Initiative meal?

Kubz scouts o.o ?

>new content addition
>posts old content
well I might as well follow suit :^)

This should be illegal.

Farm raised salmon is paler than wild caught so to compete they have to add a dye to make it look "normal." Still tastes fine to me

aye

please respect the feelings of the anti jack babies when the demand no jackposting, why give them the gift of papa Jack if they don't want it?

>webm

why is sound disabled on Veeky Forums?

My sides every time.

WA LA!

I see pineapple and I raise you watermelon

MRE, probably, and it looks like a canadian one, I guess

>encouraging double dipping

Fucking get the fuck out

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Canadian Individual Meal Pack Menu 17: Shepherd's Pie.

It's on the 2004 menu iirc.

Honestly jack is retarded but you can see he tries and does a good job ...for a retard

tissue roti, its a very thin, crispy flat bread, slightly sweet, eaten with curry/meat gravy or dal