>"It's not my fault I'm morbidly obese, I'm just a simple hard-working blue-collar guy, I don't have the money to eat all fancy like, I have to cook on a budget."
>Proceeds to pile $20 worth of shredded cheese, three packs of Vienna sausage and a 2lb bag of tater tots into a single meal
>Consumes the entire 20,000 calorie, 10lb abomination in one sitting.
What the fuck is wrong with the south?
It's a stress induced reaction caused by PTSD that still lingers from losing the civil war
The south will rise again, then quickly fall back down as it's shins collapse under the immense strain placed on them.
>implying you aren't a self-hating homo that's obsessed with his body like all homos are and has to mock honest people to feel better
How is the lowest rate 20%?
What the fuck went wrong with your instincts to eat and breed commiefornian? Did the faggotry finally reach your lizard brain and make it decide you shouldn't eat anything more since you're a genetic dead end and therefore worthless? Enjoy your kale and tap water while the rest of the red blooded world laughs as you eat the garbage scraps from the feast of life, you limp dicked waste of meat.
Niggers.
Education is one factor. The red states don't spend anything on education and nutrition would never be in the curriculum. Similarly, most of them teach abstinence instead of birth control in sex education class and have teen pregnancy rates in some states over 40%. Then you have the lonstanding mindset that vegetables are feminine and just a jewish conspiracy to turn men into women.
>can't tell if actual triggered fatty or troll
I really hope for the sake of humanity that this is a troll.
this.
The south has a lot of niggers.
Shit infrastructure means you have to drive everywhere instead of walking, and massive poverty means your stores carry cheap pre-packaged "food" rather than fresh fruits, veggies, and meat that nobody can afford.
>Arkansas
Boogie is literally weighing down an entire state.
That applies to whiter states too.
The problem with the south is all the obese nigs.
So does Shitcago, and a really unhealthy food culture, yet they are a skinny oasis. Makes your noggin nudge.
>cheap pre-packaged "food"
This is no excuse. You can have a shit diet and still be a normal weight, as long as you limit the amount of food you eat/ your calorie intake.
Illinois is pretty white outside of Chicago. Granted the midwest is still pretty fat but the south is FAT because of nogs.
>everyone having plenty of space and not living piled on top of each other is shit infrastructure
riiight
>being a healthy strong man makes you a homo
People collectively have forgotten how to eat real food, like beans and rice. Everything has to be either pre-packaged garbage or people think you have to live off salads and your tears as dressing. See: this genius here:
All of these morons saying only the nigs are fat in the south have never crossed the mason-dixon line. There's a correlation between education level and obesity and the whitetrash south is just as uneducated and obese as the nogs. A quick trip to a southern walmart will demonstrate that.
>and massive poverty means your stores carry cheap pre-packaged "food" rather than fresh fruits, veggies, and meat that nobody can afford
this is absolute bullshit
produce is always cheaper than pre-packaged crap. poverty is caused by lazy idiots who never took advantage of an education or the ridiculous amount of public service programs available to them raising lazy idiots who never take advantage of an education or the ridiculous amount of public service programs available to them. making excuses for sitting on your ass stuffing your face full of crap is really fucking easy. it's even easier when you have a bunch of ignorant middle class value-signalers who will bend over backwards and discard all logic to twist any evidence that goes against their chosen ideology nodding and clapping along as you shake your jowls blubbering crocodile tears about how you deserve free government money to promote fat acceptance.
Outstanding
superbly fascinating story, my man
but it's not a matter of choosing not to buy fruits and vegetables, it's a matter of fruits and vegetables literally not being available - in the future, bite your tongue before speaking about things you know nothing about like the fool you are
>lazy idiots who never took advantage of an education or the ridiculous amount of public service programs
>implying southern red states have decent public schools or the same public service programs as the north.
Wow a whole fucking mile. Imagine having to walk that far..
Again.
>Niggers
Part of tnhas to do with what is acually considered obese. For example, I'm a 5'11 188 lb well muscled male who plays collegiate rugby. I'm by no means obese but according to the MBI scale I am. It's possible that this is the reason for sh high obesity rates.
I live in a city in the north and I constantly see college age women ordering large sized sugary drinks while complaining about their weight. I think obesity is more of a family issue. If you grew up eating like shit because of your parents, it's hard to break that habit and we all know how lazy people have gotten.
>no car
get a bike. oh wait, then you might burn off your precious victimhood!
you know why there aren't corner stores everywhere? because this isnt the fucking 19th century. if you weren't such a lazy idiot you'd be living with everyone else in the 21st century and have a car instead of an excuse for being a shut-in.
I grew up in the south, in a trailer, in a town of less than 2000 people, and went to a shitty public school where they would regularly stop in the middle of science class to bible thump.
I followed it up with a shitty local community college, then transferred to a decent college and got a real education and a real job.
no excuses were necessary.
Hmmmm......it's almost as if someone is skewing the results.
Who could it be, I wonder.
asians?
The fattest people in the nation are hispanic females, followed by black females. Both are in the 40% range, with the "Latina's" being like 47%.
I live in one of the reddest counties, and eat almost exclusively fresh foods. Darkest shaded county just south of me is the second least populated county in the country. I wonder why there isn't an HEB on every block?
There are a million reasons why they're fat as shit, anyone that tries to pinpoint a single reason as a "silver bullet" of fatassery is either trying to sell something or doesn't fully understand the problem. To go over a few of the bigger ones
>shit knowledge of nutrition/health
>sedentary lifestyles
>culture of acceptance and accommodation
>lower effort meals (fast food, frozen, etc) is higher calorie
We have more swole motherfuckers in the U.S. than anywhere else but they are not so numerous as to be fucking with the statistics on that level.
>>shit knowledge of nutrition/health
>>sedentary lifestyles
>>culture of acceptance and accommodation
>>lower effort meals (fast food, frozen, etc) is higher calorie
Very true.
Toss in the love affair a lot of people have with soft drinks, and easy to see why some people allow themselves to balloon up.
We need to reintroduce wolves, bears, and maybe lions and tigers into our population centers again, and allow them to cull the herd. That would help motivate people to stay fit IMO.
Blacks and Latinos are the main source of obesity statistics. The rest is fat Midwesterners who can put down the 2l of soda.
>There's a correlation between education level and obesity
Almost like both correlate with being a nigger.
>and the whitetrash south is just as uneducated and obese as the nogs
Blatantly not true.
"Obese" is considered anything 20lb overweight.
>it's almost like someone is skewing the results
>whites track the national average almost perfectly
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