Hot Pocket with leftover Taco Bell sauce

Hot Pocket with leftover Taco Bell sauce.

Try it.

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if I eat an entire hotpocket I actually become dehydrated

Is that the broccoli and toothpaste hot pocket?

Why not a better hot sauce though?

go back to work mod

Hot Pockets were good back in the day but they suck now
Pic related is when they were good, they had more fillings and a much better crust

See, I know I'm not crazy. I had one the other day and couldn't help but think these things had more filling

Remove from wrapper, place directly in toilet.

They did, I distinctly remember the first times I ate Hot Pockets as a youth, because I was vastly impressed

Often as you ate them fillings would ooze out, these days you could hardly get that to happen if you squeezed the shit out of it

Also, the crust these days tastes chewy and like raw dough, I remember it actually being flakey and crispy

Thawed Puff Pastry (Cut)
>Mix filling your choice of Meat, Cheese, Sauce, Spice & Veggies (Optional) in a bowl
>Fill and fold pastry over
>Freeze ahead
>Defrost and eggwash/dock surface
>Oven 350F for 25-30 minutes
It can't be that much more expensive and time consuming for vastly more superior results. I'm sure there are at least 13 separate Tasty videos describing basically what I just green-texted.