Webm Thread

youtube.com/watch?v=jcfWWcQO6OY

>would be pretty gamey and not great considering how much we use our arms

this might be true, but if you watch OP's vidya, the cook actually sears and then braises the meat. With the right seasoning and enough time to properly braise, you could kill the gamey flavor and end up with some tender vittles.

I would try it.

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well then the prop department fucked up, because human fat unlike other animal fats is not white but yellow.

I cringe every time Hannibal cooks and invites someone to dinner(besides the obvious) and watching them eat and say "Oh this is wonderful!" etc. I just sit there and be like, "Ugh. You wouldn't be saying that if you knew the truth." lol

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how the fuck are the grill grates sliding off when he opens it up? what the fuck kind of seismic activity is making the stationary hunks of metal move forward off the damn grill?

he ALWAYS finds a way to fuck things up, that's why he is /our guy/

please do not post gore

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>phone in the raw meat container
This is a performance art.

Did I accidentally go to facebook again?

>He can't into post-ironic normanposting

Humans, like most animals, probably hsve fat that's white when we're young and turns yellow as we age.

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I bet that is just his serving

Based Ja/ck/

I had a dream where jack was naked in my house and he wouldn't put clothes on. He started eating all my cottage cheese then threw it up in my nice Tupperware. I freaked out and he drank the puked cottage cheese and got an erection. In my dream it zoomed in on his penis and he camed. I am a sad girl

That's a nightmare for sure but probably not that far from his daily routine

Do americans really do this?

no UK fags do

I fucking hate Jack so much

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TOP, NICE AND LOOSE

Why does he always 'meet the meat', rather than bring it towards him?

You know why

kek

You love him

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What is this from? Also it looks fucking delicious

damn nice. thanks

Japanese drama, Kodoku no Gourmet.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kodoku_no_Gourmet

About 2 years or so ago, I was helping someone weld and a piece of hot solder fell onto my hand, burned through my glove, and cooked some of the flesh in my hand.

When I put my mouth to the burn, it tasted a lot like a gamier pork. That pork/beef analogy is accurate enough for demonstration purposes.

Didn't taste good, despite that, FYI.

It's a very weird flavor.

>on a cooking board
>doesnt know osso buco one of the greatest meat dishes in the world
>yall niggers need to start cooking and reading instead of jack shitposting.

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WHY IS HE TERRIFIED OF OIL?

>top 10 anime betrayals

>jack-fags ruin yet another webm thread

like clockwork

What's the problem with the DVD screensaver?

Please post the cheese grater webm.
Also what vid is it from?

>food jacks ARE webm threads
fixed that for you, faggot

What is a food jack?

I think it's supposed to be like, you're in a waiting room or airport or something and don't have the remote

His technique is all wrong, he should be across the room using a slingshot to get the food in the oil. That's the only way to be safe from hot oil.

it didn't bounce in the exact corner

do not

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Grate, more like it

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Fug forgot the vid

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I unironically find this more upsetting than Ja/ck/

>unironically

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>le reddit bogeyman

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anyone got the one where they're trying to open a coconut?

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Had okonomiyaki in Hiroshima. It was quite bland and boring.

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Just agar and water? Does it have a taste a all?

Why does he look angry there?

>>>/reddit/

impeccable coordination

>girl (male)
ftfy

Looked edible until he added that lumpy ass chocolate

Yeah he bought the cake from the store and just cut it up and shoved shit in it.

Wow that's racist.

in all seriousness, how are you supposed to use that thing? Looks like an incredibly pointless and inefficient unitasker

Is that supposed to be a cartoon heart?

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most of the time I see them with fruit inside

Hiroshima style okonomikai is boss but it really needs the sauce.

Otherwise it's just a ton of fried cabbage, some bacon and some egg.

post more Hannibal recipes please.

>raw spam

AHAHA JESUS

you're supposed to cut larger stuff down a little first
also HE LEFT THE FUCKING STICKER ON

I love to hate Jack

Hating Jack turns me on.

>Hurr durr fancy plating can make everything look expensive, amirite fellow flyovers?
>Plates still look like garbage

>2nd plate
is that a fucking half-bitten nugget. Jesus christ, this is stupid.

>triggered

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