Start eating avocado toast
Start eating avocado toast
Dominic Phillips
Leo Jackson
avocados are fucking disgusting not to mention environmentally destructive and poorly managed by Mexican druglords
if you want bread, there are a million superior toppings (meat, tomato, peanut butter, fish, butter, a spread, etc.)
do NOT eat avocados, they are everything wrong with modern agriculture
Aiden Diaz
*tips contrarianism*
Jeremiah Phillips
>avocados, kale, and radish on a piece of toast.
Considered me triggered.
Jace Morgan
MMmmmmmm MMMM! It's like I'm eating a solid slice of the worst parts of California, all on a piece of FUCKNG TOAST
PUT THAT SHIT IN GUACAMOLE YOU FUCKBOYS
Grayson James
slice of toast, spread slab of goat cheese, layer of fresh spinach, layer of sliced avacado. tasty as fuck, feel good afterwards. y'all do you
Jace Jenkins
Avocado toast is how I fuel my desire to kill Applebee's
Julian Diaz
>Whole grains over other grains does a bunch of good things for buzzword diseases that it doesn't actually do. Please buy expensive and overrated advocado too since you believe everything we say!
Jackson Allen
t. cuck
Angel Cruz
i perfet guacamole
Brayden Myers
>avocados = intergenerational warfare
What if I grew up in a non-flyover place? Do I have to stop eating avocados now, since I was born when Nixon was president?
Jayden Thomas
Can North Korea nuke California already?
Adam Harris
> North Korea
> Having nukes
Lmao
Nolan Morgan
>Have a sub near their coast 'accidentally' launch a nuke, and it hits Cali.
>Blame the Norks.
>They actually think they did it.
Everyone wins.
Ethan Walker
jesus christ i hate get so pissed with these toasts you see on instagram that are inedible and have the most unappetizing toppings imaginable. fucking radishes?food that's 100% presentation and inedible upsets me so fucking much
look at this shit. look at it. the amount of garbage like this you can see under this hashtag makes me so angry. fucking pecans on toast. apples on toast. hard chocolate blocks on toast
instagram.com
fuck you fuck you fuck you hipster pieces of trash
Hudson Reyes
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Bentley Walker
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Isaac Butler
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Ryan Edwards
Radishes are good though you tastelet
Austin Myers
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Owen Brown
not on toast nigger, unless they're a very minor part of a sandwich
Owen Nguyen
>healthy is the new black
Owen Parker
*Some vaguely correlated yet excessively racially charged comment coupled with a statement distancing self from/pol/*
Nathan Morris
Lamo
Joseph Watson
Why do you have to put the salad on the toast just eat it on the side.
Nolan Murphy
is that eggplant? looks weird
Hunter Myers
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Austin Roberts
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Tyler White
Why eat avocado toast when you could buy a house instead?
Nathaniel Campbell
>all these fucking americans triggered by people enjoying fruit and vegetables
i don't have a remotely ascetic diet but if you can't enjoy a veg sandwich or fruit for pudding or whatever you need to go live on a farm or some shit for a while
Charles Ramirez
Shit, why didn't I think of that? I just bought thousands of dollars in diamonds and golf clubs.
Dylan Morgan
why not on toast?
i eat them on toast all the time. they're not presentational, they're peppery and crunchy. do you not eat tuna and cucumber sandwiches either?
i eat radishes on toast with mackerel pate, avocado, cream cheese, chicken salad, all kinds of shit
Josiah Cox
are you being intentionally obtuse because you love your amerilard meme so much? when was the last time you ate grapefruit slices on toast?
Kevin Hernandez
>being this full of shit
Give it up, Jethro.
Alexander Roberts
>the glue on the border of those claw-like nails
>ashy knuckles
Benjamin Sullivan
The dog doesn't judge.
Brandon Nguyen
actually... archive.is
James Rivera
so i don't eat grapefruit slices on toast. what the fuck is wrong with someone doing it?
Luis Harris
>been eating avocado toast for years
>hipsters catch on pretend they own it
>suddenly avocado price triples because hipsters will gladly pay extra for their hipster status
>no longer worth the price
Just have to wait one more year for them to start eating it ironically and then another year after that the prices will go back down.
Christian Foster
>nasty looking plantains
>cheap dark chocolate
>poorly sliced avocados
>whole blueberries
>disgusting whole grain toast
>cup of soap
Do people actually think that they're eating healthy?
Bentley Lewis
Is avocado the newest thing for old people to hate
Mason Garcia
avocados are too spicy for me
Brody Gray
Almonds are worse desu