Once again, American and its families have come to a crossroads. We must make a significant effort to stop eating beef and beef products by 2019 or face our extinction.
>Cows produce more emissions which damage the Ozone >Red meat causes heart attacks and sterility. >too much meat and alcohol leads to incontinence issues >beef often is low quality and used as trade bait with other nations.
Please forgo your burgers, steaks, tripe sandwiches, stews and chili for the next 10-24 months. If you mustn't eat a burger, make it a chicken burger or lean black bean burger. Help give the planet a chance. Post all questions you might have here to start a mindful discussion.
>we must make an effort to cut down Okay that seems- >OR THE WORLD WILL END BY NEXT YEAR People are realizing that the left has been crying doomsday for decades and it never happens. Nothing has happened.
Kevin Anderson
>and alcohol
This has nothing to do with your premise.
Caleb Perez
Thanks op, you've made me really feel like having a burger
Caleb Barnes
Can this be moved to /trash/?
Cameron Bell
Dude Y2K is real. The computers will break and will be back in the stone age.
Carson Martinez
Can we popularize horse?
David Allen
shut up you actual retard
Cooper King
>hey, can i have a bite? >no, that's MY little pony
Joshua James
>We must make a significant effort to stop eating beef and beef products by 2019 or face our extinction. Welp...
Landon Gray
>science proves theres only two genders!
>global warming is fake, the science is fraudulent!
Which one is it?
Wyatt Thompson
no, stop letting brown people have families with 7+ kids.
I recycle, ride my bike, turn off the lights when I leave the room and only plan on having 1-2 kids with my girl, and you still want me to give up more? Then complain our demographics are shrinking and the economy will suffer because of declining birthrates so we have to bring in hordes of somalians who are clearly doctors and engineers?
Asher Johnson
>clearly defined sexual dichotomy >vs vague climate models that have a terrible track record of accuracy
Gavin Phillips
Fuck off fat tits. I won't apologize for trying to save the planet and help you lose 30 lbs
Wyatt Hall
Your not captain plant.
Chase Davis
>this ones clear but this one isnt!!!
Outstanding flawless argument
Parker Gutierrez
The man has a very good point. You're okay, whitey.
Aiden Morgan
There's only 2 genders and global warming is a hoax.
(((Scientists))) are lying to people as part of a political agenda.
Brandon Brooks
The Earth is heptagonal too. Used to be octagonal when Mu existed
Hunter Baker
Black bean burger sounds disgusting. I'm not going to stop eating food I like, that humans are meant to eat as omnivores, just because some people don't like that people eat it. Why don't you try telling wild omnivores to only eat plants while you're at it.
Josiah Butler
>Black bean burger sounds disgusting I've just been browsing pinterest and there's some awesome looking food on there for vegetarians/vegans.
I've had similar burgers to this from Tesco, just called spicy bean burgers, but this made me want to make my own. Throwing some on buns with delicious ketchup, can't wait.
Brandon Williams
>face our extinction
Good, it's about time our species dies off anyway.
Aaron Robinson
Global warming is real. It's just not that big a deal. Keep eating meat. If deforestation and other irreversible loss of fragile, beautiful ecosystems disturbs you, eat less and try to be aware of where it comes from. Enough with this ridiculous "global warming is the literal apocalypse" liberal memery.
Thomas Watson
hmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
William Roberts
you dont need science to prove there are only two genders, you only need semantics wathever the hell you are calling genders arent genders wich is not o mean that you cant be bisexual or like dresing as a girl
Noah Reyes
No.
Oliver King
i like the fact that you dont use the word delicious as in you dont even attempt to pretend that yellow paste looks tasty or edible but awesome looking wich is a lot more arbitrary still there is nothing awesome about that thing
Dominic Martinez
>i like the fact that you dont use the word delicious as in you dont even attempt to pretend that yellow paste looks tasty or edible But it does look delicious. Curry flavored dense patty of healthy ingredients, I'm going to make a batch and I'm not even vegan.
John Mitchell
I don't think I've ever tried sweet potato but I think it's probably worth trying once.
Austin Sanchez
Also Tuscan bean soup.
Ryder Rivera
I want Veeky Forums to stop being /pol/
Cameron Adams
Just eat grass fed beef
Landon Baker
Climate change is a hoax so that white people don't have kids, because that's the only way to save our countries. High IQ poster
Also vegans aren't human.
Kevin Robinson
Aww shucks Cletus I'm sorry the Daily Stormer got shut down, I guess you literally have nothing else going on in your life than to shitpost online, too scared to go to neo-nazi rallies or are you trying to work up the courage?
Charles Howard
You own a klan hood made of tinfoil, don't you
Cameron Gray
Go fuck yourself with a cactus.
Brody Taylor
>I'm trying to save the planet This is the real reason, isn't it? It's not about saving the planet, it's about YOU doing something that's considered good and you want recognition and good brownie points for it.
Ethan Peterson
I have been trying to reduce my meat consumption, but the primary reason isn't the environment. I've been eaten meat with pretty much every meal my entire life. If I'm going to learn the skills of a great chef, I need to branch out my skills and recipes. Currently working through mastering cold soups and vinaigrettes
Jason Gray
is this you?
Hudson Murphy
No. Go fuck yourself.
William Ramirez
Underrated.
Nicholas Powell
Your vegan brain is failing on you.
Elijah Allen
>But it does look delicious it doesnt look like curry and it doesnt look dense itlooks like play-doh
Liam Bennett
"no"
Aiden Morales
>having a pleb palette and no imagination Do Americans really do this?
Hunter Parker
inb4 barneyfag flips out here.
Aiden Barnes
i eat what i damn feel like you faggot
Gavin Rivera
if you have to use your imagination to enjoy your meal then stop being a vegan
Matthew Cooper
>not having reading comprehension Do Americans really do this?