Don't drink soda for a few weeks

>Don't drink soda for a few weeks
>Grab a coke at McDonald's as a treat
>Tastes orgasmic, literally better than sex
>Worst heartburn of my life afterwards.

What the fuck?

???

your body de-fizzed in those weeks without soda

who cares faggot

Is this a thing?

over-fizzing is one of the most widespread diseases in the US

soda is the new liquid devil.
alcohol move on over

I haven't drank a soda in about 6 years

Is my dick going to explode if i get a coke?

Yes, or if you eat Gluten.

I gave up soda for about 6 weeks.
Now I get terrible shits if I drink a Coke.