Don't drink soda for a few weeks

>Don't drink soda for a few weeks
>Grab a coke at McDonald's as a treat
>Tastes orgasmic, literally better than sex
>Worst heartburn of my life afterwards.

What the fuck?

???

your body de-fizzed in those weeks without soda

who cares faggot

Is this a thing?

over-fizzing is one of the most widespread diseases in the US

soda is the new liquid devil.
alcohol move on over

I haven't drank a soda in about 6 years

Is my dick going to explode if i get a coke?

Yes, or if you eat Gluten.

I gave up soda for about 6 weeks.
Now I get terrible shits if I drink a Coke.

Fuck I need me some McDonald's

The only things I like st McDonald's are
>The fountain Coke, best version of coke on the planet
>Vanilla Shake
>Hash browns(addicting as fuck)
>Sausage Mcgriddle
>Fresh out the fryer, fries. Older one are garbage.

>Hash browns(addicting as fuck)

Agreed. I don't what it is but I can literally just eat dozens of browns in one sitting. Next time I'm just gonna order a fuck load and gorge my self on browns.

Try pepsi instead. Waaaaaay better for digestion.

Go get some, you won't regret it

These fucking shill threads
Absolutely shameless.

Fuck this site

If I was a shill I wouldn't complain of heartburn.

this and also if you eat any gmos or chemicals or anything that isnt organic

Yeah right. You shills aren't stupid. You know that we're on the lookout for you, so you can't be 100% positive about your brand.

You have to drop something negative in there to throw us off.

You would for attention, you stupid cunt. It's the most childish ploy I've ever seen.

"Look how genuine I am!" LOOK! Go Fuck off and take your 37 cents you earned fucking your employer.

What is it about mcds coke that makes it so much better than cans/bottles/fountains everywhere else?

Syrup is probably less watered down probably.

It's so cute when chantards think a site full of pedophiles and social retards is relevant to anyone's business plan.

Soda is the new cigarettes

My brother had a bad Dr. Pepper habit. He went cold turkey and didn't have one for months. Then he had one and his anus prolapsed and he died

Another classic shill line.

This site has millions of unique visitors per month.

>I gave up soda for about 6 weeks.
>Now I get terrible shits if I drink a Coke.
im the same way but with pepsi. also get killer stomach pains just from a fucking sip
>Try pepsi instead. Waaaaaay better for digestion.
interesting how its pretty much the opposite for me. coke is fine but pepsi just wrecks my tumtum
also lol that fucking captcha...

neck yourself