Tendies Sauce Edition: HARD MODE - NO RANCH ALLOWED

Poorfag here. I have tendies and fries, but no ranch. Can a based cu/ck/ help a guy out with a sauce?
I already plan on dousing them with hot sauce, but I want to dip them in something

Ketchup for fries, but I can't have dry tendies

Dip them into the trashcan and close the lid

list your liquid sauces. I'm a sauce magistrate.

Semen and fish

mix together some yellow mustard and grape jelly. sweet and sour wala

Fish sauce lasts forever, hold the semen. Vinegar, fish sauce, ketchup, some form of mustard, then mayonnaise, lemon, a shake of dill. and you have a bright fry/tendie sauce.

plum dude, plum jelly and soy, oyster sauce, chili garlic.

oh and rice vinegar. sorry.

>deli mustard
>Louisiana hot sauce
>bbq sauce
>Pain Is Good - Habenaro pepper sauce (does this go bad?)
>chili paste
>cholula
>sriacha
>horseradish

No bully plz. I'm fucking starving and just cleaned my deep frier and changed oil. I want to make this meal good since I don't think I'll have a job the day after tomorrow

I have garlic too, but I don't consider that a sauce

I usually just mix hot sauce and ketchup for tendie sauce. Maybe you can add a few drops of mustard?

Jesus christ dude, you have no pale sauces. You're going to eat heat. Yogurt, sour cream, mayonnaise, or your mouth will fall off.

Do you have honey? Syrup of any kind? Something.

One part sour cream, one part mayo, relish or diced gurkins or dill pickles, mix, salt and pepper to taste

garlic roja is an ingredient that can't ever be ignored. Spanish garlic is what we all should use. White garlic is for assholes.

and dill weed, and an 1/8th of lemon and a red garlic clove.

bbq and horseradish. aww yee

I have sour cream and mayo. I forgot to mention those

Honey Mustard
or
Mayo, ketchup, and honey mustard as one sauce in descending concentrations

This interests me. 5 parts bbq sauce to 1 part horseradish? What's your recipe? Anything else I should add?

Mix mayo and chili garlic sauce to taste. This is that pink sauce you get on supermarket sushi, and it's good on tendies, too.

This is what I would do.

Fpbp

Sour cream, mayo, and mustard. Add sugar or honey to taste. Eat with hot sauce dosed tendies.

>Buy tendies
>eat 3 one night
>eat 3 another night
>tfw out of tendies already
>boneless wings last 2 times as much

Fuck Tyson brand I run out of tendies too fast . Whats the alternative

You know that "special sauce" you can get at chicken restaurants like Cane's and Zaxby's? The orange stuff that turns mediocre tendies into crack cocaine? t's just mayo, ketchup, Worcestershire, and a little garlic.

no ketchup?
mayo
mustard
little horse radish
little bbq
little sriracha

sambala
honey
minced garlic
dash of sesame oil

Well if you've already got hot sauce on them there you go faggot

Honey mustard is superior to ranch any day.

Or 1000 island (aka Russian) dressing..

...

Tartar sauce is GOAT.

I have a vivid green jalepeno sauce that I dip my tendies in. It's not sweet, just really savoury.

Eat plain like a damn puritan. Sauce use is a sign of inferior tendies.

Horse radish mustard or honey mustard.

>ranch
>ever

mayo
honey
dill
dijon

Pile of honey and pile of bbq sauce

mix or dip in each

>having tendies
>not having the goat tendie sauce

>fry sauce
>ketchup mixed with mayo
>not sriracha mixed with mayo

horseradish mustard with extra black pepper

Make honey mustard.

>not adding your hot sauce of choice
It's like your not even trying

honey + sriracha

>sriracha mixed with mayo

THIS

>Sweet Chilli
>Honey Mustard
>Thousand Island
>Herb & Garlic
>Garlic Aioli
>Mayo
>Diane

thai peanut is GOAT

Your only option is mermaid sauce then, two parts semen to every one part fish. Mix well

1/2 cup soy, some chili garlic dash of ginger if you have it and sugar if you want

Is this good?

I like crystal hot sauce or the chik fil a sauce. I dont know exactly what that sauce is but its godly with just about anything