Fictional Food, Fictional Food Recipe

Fictional Food, Fictional Food Recipe
Zap Apple Jam

INGREDIANTS
Apple sauce
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple food colorings
Plain gelatin
Sugar

How to make the jam
Mash the gelatin, then add all the food colorings in one at a time.
Add apple sauce in the gelatin-rainbow mix.
Add sugar.
Put the jam in the fridge and let it be a little cold. Get it out of the fridge early.
Done! You can add the jam in a empty jar, or spread in on toast!! YUMM!!!!!

No Zap Apples?

>le sugar and food colourings
>pridists in charge of cooking

why the fuck did they ever get rid of this

wrong thread sorry about that

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Apple sauce and food coloring. Impressive.

Don't make me convince Lee to start posting here

i always wondered how to make all those foods you find in neopets.

>fag sauce
ew

>dung omelette

>tries to make zap apple JAM
>adds apple SAUCE

>Implying the demon needs convincing.

you guys realize this is pony shit right

Pony shit is brown and usually found in a pile in a field you retard.

I hate how shitty this recipe is so much that I'm actually going to learn how to make jam just so I can make it better.

Die you fucking Barneyfag

>9 hours late
You're slipping.

He has to get ready to watch his fag horse cartoon.

Jesus Christ you guys i was exited to see some good shit in here but now this thread has turned into "mah ponys" and "mah anti-ponys". no one has posted an actual recipe in here beside OP

That isn't a recipe, its a craft project.

fuck you're right

Not even a jam? It's literally just applesauce and food coloring.

Yo slippin' up.

Jam making is basically making a fruit mush and adding lots and lots and lots of sugar and then boiling the mix. It's not an interesting process really.
Of course, I might just be bitter because mom used to make me make jam and all sorts of canned goods with her.

>mom used to make me make jam... her
Tell me more.

That's what happens when Barneyfags shill

My family is a bunch of farmers and we can a lot of our produce for our own use or to sell at the local farmer's market. When you've got a shit ton of grapes or berries to pick and turn into jam before they rot, you can use all the help you can get, even if that means child labor.

>make jam and all sorts of canned goods with her.

i think hes saying your wording was off and it sounded like you were making mom jam.

Oh. Well, at the risk of sounding like an edgyfag, there were plenty of times I wish I could have mashed her up and boiled her instead of the fruit.

thats not that edgy. who hasn't wanted to kill their parents at least once?

I was looking at it more on the incest side, but if you wanna go all Lector, that works too.

Should add a little citric acid for the "zap" part.

This looks fucking disgusting.

it is

I hate them

the fuck?

Just ignore him, he has autism.

I was gonna post what about neopets food. I always liked all the art from that game.

Neopets had more to it than a weird card game?