How do you eat pizza?

how do you eat pizza?

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with my hands unless it's too heavy or cumbersome to do so, then I use a knife and fork

>too heavy
are you a 6yo?

deep dish pizza that's so laden with cheese and toppings to the point that it bends back in on itself unless you cradle it like a baby with 2 hands

go eat some fucking bees my man

>deep dish pizza that's so laden with cheese
I almost puked in my mouth. that is not pizza.

that webm is the faggiest goddamn thing I've ever seen

>put entire uncut pizza on plate or other flat surface if plate is not large enough (just use the box if I had it delivered)
>slide towards myself
>eat the bit hanging off the edge
>slide towards myself more
>continue until entire pizza is eaten

this is why people don't like gays

where did it all go so wrong

>A deep dish pizza

you mean a disgusting cheese fat and tomato puke casserole in a soggy yeast bowl