What is the ideal shape of a pretzel?

What is the ideal shape of a pretzel?

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Bite-size nuggets so I can easily stuff my fat face while walking through the mall not buying anything.

I like waffles

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sticks master race

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they usually have the best salt distribution too

Hard pretzels? Sticks are best, both thick and thin. But hard pretzels are garbage.

Soft pretzels should be traditional or nuggets.

>But you bought the pretzel..

The one not made of white flour and covered in salt

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I knew a kid who would eat a giant pretzel without knocking off any of the salt.

You got me there Hank.

Did your parents love you enough to buy boxes of frozen par-baked pretzels?

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

sticks
>mfw pretzel sticks and French onion dip

what, you scared of a little salt you pussy?

It was like ten grams of it.

:^>

Pretzel refers to the shape.

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Used to be this but some how all the stores are run by angsty teens and minorities, its impossible to get anything fresh there, they keep the same prezelt under a heat lamp for hours. Auntie Ann's died with my childhood

Hot pretzles for fifteen cents each.

You brightened my day, user.

You mean 3 dollars plain with nothing on it

where the hell can you get a deal like that?

Large soft pretzel with mustard and beer cheese.