What do you think of this pizza, Veeky Forums?

What do you think of this pizza, Veeky Forums?

What's under the cheese?

Ground beef, pepperoni, cheese?

>it's not cheese

That looks grotesque.

What the fuck is it then? Cum?

Did you ask for it to be cut that way just to be contrarian and get (you)s or is the pizza place retarded

garbage

if the cheese wasn't so disgustingly undercooked it might be decent

poop/butts

ranch, probably
fucking hicks

Whoever made that doesn't know what pizza is.

what is this an open faced panini? where's the crust? where's the cheese? why cant americans make pizza? its like chicago is the only place that understands what it takes.

a pizza cam be anything fag

So is it cheese, is it mayonnaise, is it ranch or is it cum

Do you see the cut in the middle where the pizza is technically cut into strips?
That is a dead giveaway that this is from the midwest.
If that is cheese, then there is a 99% chance that it is "queso dip" and not something normally associated with pizza.
It is most likely /ranchdressing/.

bad pizza.
i'd still eat the shit out of it.

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>ranch

Yeah. That kind of thinking leads to eating pizza like pic related. No thanks.

This style was invented where I live. It's some good shit, I'd like a few slices right now. That particular pizza could have been cooked for a few more minutes because that cheese looks like ranch.

This is a Quad Cities style pizza. I'm In Peoria, and there are a few places that do it. It's pretty good.

>It's pretty good.
If you live in the Quad Cities I guess it is. But standards vary by region.

WAY too much cheese.

>Peoria
People still live there? I thought that was one of those historical towns from the mid-1900's that survived as a cautionary tale.

Do flyovers really put ranch on pizza or are you memeing

What kind of person would ruin a 'za like that?