Have you ever eaten at a nigger's house? How was it?

Have you ever eaten at a nigger's house? How was it?

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i got my dick sucked by a black girl when i was in high school.

her dad came home and kicked me out of the house and i never went with her again.

dumb frogposter

I've had soul food before, it was delicious

My wife's daughter eats over at Tyrone's house all the time. She enjoys it. My wife even goes sometimes.

>brother is around thirteen
>goes over to a black kid's house because he plays drums and my brother plays bass
>gets asked if he would like something to drink
>brother asks for Kool aid
>grandma pipes up "OH BECAUSE WE'RE BLACK WE GOT KOOL AID HUH"
>brother, undaunted by intimidation, cites that he saw Kool Aid in the fridge earlier
>grandmother respects him for not backing down

Anyway no, I live in a honkey state so I don't have any black friends

I used to date a 6' tall gorgeous jamaican girl. She was great at frying chicken and making vegetables and potatoes. One of the more passionate lovers I've had also.

My apartment neighbors in college were a family of straight inner city hood niggers. The old lady fried chicken on Sundays and I would sometimes get invited over to lunch. It was fucking delicious.

Do they share a bull?

Ever went over a friends house to eat
And the food just ain't no good?
I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed,
And the chicken tastes like wood
So you try to play it off like you think you can
By saying that you're full
And then your friend says, "Mama, he's just being polite
He ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!"

So your heart starts pumpin' and you think of a lie
And you say that you already ate
And your friend says "Man, there's plenty of food"
So you pile some more on your plate
While the stinky food's steamin', your mind starts to dreamin'
Of the moment that it's time to leave
And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rottin'
Into something that looks like cheese

Oh so you say "That's it, I gotta leave this place
I don't care what these people think,
I'm just sittin' here makin' myself nauseous
With this ugly food that stinks"
So you bust out the door while it's still closed
Still sick from the food you ate
And then you run to the store for quick relief
From a bottle of Kaopectate

Bull? I don't know. It's entirely possible the burgers they had last week could have come from a bull, though I don't think they share food. Tyrone's family usually has enough to go around. My wife and daughter always come home and rave about how their bellies were stretched and filled.

is there not a single board where we can escape from cuck fetish larpers

Upvote. I laughed

You can't escape real life friend

Bro, read the OP and tell me if you expected this thread to go any other way.

>Bro
Kys you faggot ass cuck

foh

Yeah, had a best friend in elementary school who was half black and half hispanic. Went to his black grandparents' house for dinner once; they were nice and the food was good. Baked ham, cheesy potato casserole, green beans, and other stuff I don't remember. His stepdad is white, so I wasn't the only one in the house.

No, but I once ate at a catfish restaurant with a nigger named Walter. It was okay, but cornmeal breading sucks and soul food sides are garbage. On a side note, every nog kitchen I've ever seen was a grease covered pigsty.

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> Black girl
> Her dad came home
> Her dad

Guess how I knew this was fake

Actually, now that I think about it, I have not. How lucky I am. Especially since I fucking hate niggers

No. I bought drugs from a niggers house once

I like your brother's story

>implying if it's a female the dad doesn't hang around and fuck it constantly until it starts growing hair in the pubic region and is gross at which point the dad skips town to go knock up another bitch and start the process again

Elliot roger pls go

>see this post
>watch a bunch of her other videos
>find out she's dead
>mfw