Starbucks

>ask for large coffee with 3 shots of espresso
>neither brewed coffee nor espresso drinks are on the menu anymore
>"we dont have any coffee brewed, you want a pourover??"
>"yeah sure"
>"you want some room for cream and sugar?"
>"no, all black please"
>"do you want any syrup shots?"
>"no"
>15 minutes later, they hand it to me
>"maaaan i don't know how you can drink it like that!"
literally every other drink they made in that 15 minute period was pastel colored iced tea or a white looking blended frappe thing with zero coffee in it

Why do people pretend to like coffee?

why did you go to starbucks when you just wanted regular coffee? there are tons of better coffee places

I dunno, probably for the same reason retards like you try to gatekeep food and drink. They feel like it...

What is the deal wiybfast food restaurants having better coffee than Starbucks?

OP just made this shit up for this thread. This didn't happen.

it's pasta

no, it's coffee

>ask for...
>ask
Fuck asking, tell those cunts what you want.

name one

McDonald's has better coffee, although the bar set by starbucks isn't very high.