>ask for large coffee with 3 shots of espresso >neither brewed coffee nor espresso drinks are on the menu anymore >"we dont have any coffee brewed, you want a pourover??" >"yeah sure" >"you want some room for cream and sugar?" >"no, all black please" >"do you want any syrup shots?" >"no" >15 minutes later, they hand it to me >"maaaan i don't know how you can drink it like that!" literally every other drink they made in that 15 minute period was pastel colored iced tea or a white looking blended frappe thing with zero coffee in it
Why do people pretend to like coffee?
Aiden Howard
why did you go to starbucks when you just wanted regular coffee? there are tons of better coffee places
Charles Lopez
I dunno, probably for the same reason retards like you try to gatekeep food and drink. They feel like it...
Camden Rivera
What is the deal wiybfast food restaurants having better coffee than Starbucks?
Ethan Mitchell
OP just made this shit up for this thread. This didn't happen.
Asher Walker
it's pasta
Dominic Rogers
no, it's coffee
Joseph Rogers
>ask for... >ask Fuck asking, tell those cunts what you want.
Eli Jones
name one
Cooper Butler
McDonald's has better coffee, although the bar set by starbucks isn't very high.
Matthew Thomas
Starbucks sells deserts. They don't sell coffee.
Austin Watson
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Lucas Peterson
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Mason Wright
Remove those fucking stickers from your laptop man
Brandon Roberts
EELS?
Andrew Sanders
fucking $1 any size coffee from micky dees is so much better than the $3 burnt coffee from starbucks
Nathan Roberts
This is like going to maccas and complaining the meat they served you is not filet mignon The fuck's your problem, buddy?
Lucas Cooper
are you from perth?
Oliver Harris
>neither brewed coffee nor espresso drinks are on the menu anymore
If you're going to troll at least TRY to make it sound realistic you fucking imbecile
Lincoln Allen
level with me Veeky Forums when can I get my hands on that sweet pumpkin spice latte. The trees are already changing here and I'm jonesin.
I think some DD stores already have their pumpkin stuff available but DD's pumpkin flavoring is way too fucking sweet for me, and I have the biggest sweet tooth of anyone I know.
Michael Cox
man i hate starbucks. I wish my family would stop buying coffee from there. they really are cucks for supporting that company
Evan Howard
now that they sell shitty ass breakfast sandwiches, they're literally a fast food place now, coffee is just a side thing
Alexander Jackson
i hate starbucks, all the local coffee places went out of business and they never came back
Dominic Perry
yep. another user mentioned that starbucks is directly competing with places like dunkin donuts now.
Hunter Miller
I only go to Starbucks when there aren’t better coffee shops nearby.
If I’m in the city? Of course I’ll opt for some indie espresso bars. But if there aren’t any decent cafes within a few minutes walking I can always settle for an okay latte
Lincoln Stewart
underrated
Joseph Nelson
I actually like to go to Starbucks just to get a big glass of water with ice on hot days, because it's free, you get to sit in the restaurant which looks nice, is cooled and has wifi
Josiah Hall
gypsie
Christian Young
For me, its the big glass of water with ice. The best coffeehouse quencher
Juan Cox
I thought the whole point was that it WASN'T coffee.