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surly the egg guy Edition

webm named incorrectly

>Eating literal cholesterol bombs

Enjoy your heart disease and early death due to stroke or heart attack

>that pile of salt he throws in at a single coordinate

I wonder if he is still doing that and do people recognize him?

Also I want one of those sandwiches.

Forget it, user. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human blood stream.

>tfw no egg fort

How does he get out?

>tfw no one wants your omelette

So one of those egg council creeps got to you
too huh

LMFAO

rofl

HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA

he has to sell all the eggs before he's allowed to leave

how's summer break?

gb2 >>>/reddit/ if you want to upvote

? rofl has been around since about 1996

>set up omelette stand to earn money for your impoverished family
>world's greatest egg toastie master sets up shop next to you

the even more surly man of the other egg fort

lmao

Omfg lol

savage yet sad....

Do you think he ever washes that cup?

he has to eat all the eggs

you guys are fucking embarrassing.

No, I'm a fucking chicken.

Now all we need is Riccola to stop being a pussy all these years and eat the eggs he said he would.

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Whole lotta work for that bullshit.

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It's about getting the right amount of germs in that omelet.

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what's the fascination with making food look """nice""" when it's gonna end up looking like pic related?

Why do anything when you're just going to die anyway?

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that's my point

What's the point of making anything """"""""""nice""""""""""? All will end in ashes and sorrow anyway.

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ya i agree

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Because I want it to look nice, because fuck you thats why

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food is food c'mon who cares

You must adore gruel.

Not surly enough

>wants food fancy/ plated
>eat food
food gets rekt in the end anyway by getting eaten. that's why in the end, who cares

I know this is probably delicious, but somehow I find this completely unappetizing..

I bet your mom went through hell trying to get you to clean your room as a kid.

>life is stupid you just die in the end why care about life
because you're not dead yet
>food is stupid it just turns to shit in the end why care about food
cause it's not shit yet

This shit blew my goddamn mind the first time I saw it.

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It's scientific fact that the way food is presented affects how you perceive its flavor.
Idiot.

here you go

that looks fucking disgusting

Wow, the flyover sure showed me.

That one meal probably costs more than what most of Veeky Forums makes in a month.

Do you want to eat pic related?

4 people at Alinea is like 1400 dollars, I hope we aren't all that poor

there is only one way

sure did! doesn't bother me at all being a flyover, less people less problems, you know

So how much protein is that? Anyone did the maths?

Just made one of these with onion, green pepper and some poo. It tasted fucking awesome. The slightly soggy white bread really brought it together.

at least 10

Those decorations look so fucking tacky

Eggs are like 7g each. I can't be fucked to count them all. There's at least 10 in each glass, so it's like 350g bare minimum.

Chinaman cheese cake.

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This makes me very angry for some reason

It's because you don't have a lot of disposable income. The patrons in that webm payed in excess of $130.00 for that charade.
Unite with the right and put the jews back in the oven.

to cheesy for you?

tfw you don't get posted on /ck and don't become the omelette king

Uh huh. It can't be because they just spread food all over the fucking table for their edgy "presentation" rather than using goddamn plates.

>lol you're a poorfag
Top poor people logic here. I doubt this shithole even has a single Michelin star.

>payed
Kill yourself.

>liquid spreads into squares
explain this sorcery

It's viscous molten chocolate and beginning to solidify

I feel like this is a form of undiagnosed autism.

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Most people don't realize this, but that webm is not just guys putting stuff down at random or in a pattern they think will look nice. The table has grooves and indentations at specific points under the tablecloth and part of their training is memorizing the exact layout of the table since you can't see the grooves with the cloth on top.

>"that'll be $1000+tip"

>the floor is cold
>i wish i had slippers
>i was supposed to be the omelette king of Veeky Forums
>its too tight here because no one would buy my eggs
>now i gotta eat all the eggs

Absolutely disgusting

What's the calorie count on one of these fuckers?

>dat bin of rejects
I just want to stick my face in it

Is it a pancake cake or is it a Vienetta ice-cream ?

fucking disgusting

Easily over 3000. Wouldn't be surprised if it was 3500+

Knowing the calories count of human meat.

Ever since I first saw that webm I've been making those cholesterol bombs for breakfast
Nothing compares