Canadian Cusine

I live in Canada and it is 11pm. What snacks or late night food should I get?

711 chicken kebabs

Poutine, döner, timmies, it all depends on how obese/high you are.

Light salted cashews.

Dennys are open if you want a meal.
Timmies are still open depending on your area.
7/11 has snack food and sometimes hot food depending on the area.

double double

I sometimes drive 12 hours to get into canada from the US cause it's legal to solicit escorts on the phone in canada, then when they get to my room we play chess and they are confused af, it's worth the vacation days.

Are any of them any good at chess?

Invite someone from Craigslist to your house for snacks.

yes actually, I had this one girl tell me she would asa akira me if I won, I didn't win.

What would be the best chess snacks?

I've lived in BC, AB, MB and QC and I have never seen bagged milk. That's like saying Walrus meat is a Canadian thing, sure, like in the really fucking remote part of northern Canada walrus may be on the menu, but the vast expanse of this civilized nation has no idea what your on about.

You can open a dialog about how they are opening their baby bell and it always results in laughs.

Lays Ketchup flavoured potato chips

>I live in Canada and it is 11pm. What snacks or late night food should I get?

Maple sugar candy. And a case of 50 .38 Special cartridges. Oh, wait, you can't own revolvers... just the maple sugar candy, then.

I'm Canadian and I was unaware that this was the case.

I thought prostitution was still illegal here.

BC here. I think bagged mild is an ON and NFL thing?

a healthy shake made of chinese and indian semen

I've always heard that bagged milk is an Ontario thing

it is, i have never had milk from a carton or jug before

jalapeno or all dressed chips

McChicken with sect husband sauce

Lol posting from a Canadian phone

QCfag here, there's milk bags in pretty much every grocery store I go

>sect husband sauce
My fucking sides.

Ontariofag reporting in -- can confirm that bagged milk is in every grocery store, convenience store, gas station fridge, etc.

I've seen milk in cartons, esp smaller sizes, but you never see jugs. When I was a kid, maybe 6 or 7, I ONCE went to a store the next town over with the "milk in jugs" gimmick. I think it was actually called "jug city" or something. I got super weirded out because juice came in jugs and I couldn't shake the idea that the milk would taste sweet by association. I also find it extremely strange when I occasionally find juice in bags.

It is. But if you have consensual sex, and leave a voluntary tip, then it's legal. That's how massage parlors etc get away with it.

>I thought prostitution was still illegal here.

Being a prostitute has been legal for a while, but overly broad interpretation of anti-pimping laws with "living on the avails of prostitution" wording made it de facto illegal until those interpretations were corrected recently.
Paying someone for sex and pimping someone out for sex are illegal, though.

>Voluntary tip
Could I hire a prostitute then just not pay them? How the hell does that work?

She does Botox. Doesn't change the fact that her skin is very youthful and healthy looking, especially compared to others her age, thanks to taking care of it.

She does Botox. Doesn't change the fact that her skin is very youthful and healthy looking, especially compared to others her age, thanks to taking care of it.

Do you make them eat eggs too?

herpes

Poutine.

Get drunk first.