"dude I make the best eggs"

>"dude I make the best eggs"
>cooks the yolk

Lets not pretend a 3 year old couldn't do the same thing as you.

there's nothing wrong with cooking the yolk if you intended to cook the yolk.

If you claim to make the best eggs it is

Making the best of something doesn't automatically imply it has to involve skill.

>best eggs
>anything but scrambies

top kek

If that were true then any retard could make the best "thing" so the baseline is equal. Think about what you just said.

>If that were true then any retard could make the best "thing"
Sure, any retard could make the "best" thing once by sheer luck. What's important is consistency.

My post scenario implied consistency

hardboiled are great too

Best tier:
All cooked eggs

Worst tier:
People who complain about eggs