Rate my hotdog

Rate my hotdog

millenial/10

numale/10

shoddy avocado peeling/10

not enough ketchup/10

Damn my nose feels like it's on fire after cutting those jalapenos

Damn my nose feels like it's on fire after cutting those jalapenos/10

do americans really

ah now the burn is getting in my eye help

you brought this on yourself, fucker

Touch your dick, it will take your mind off of your eyes.

Chileno/10

Did you snort them?

my lip curled

Shouldagptbrats/10

Fuck off my board normalfag

I have aspergers I'm not normal at all

Avocados are vastly overrated fruit, and hot dogs are just undesired meat bits processed into paste.

What you've done has managed to insult both of them.

600 calories / 10

>haphazardly scraping the avocado out into shards with a butter knife

jesus christ

you can neutralize the burn with lime juice

How the fuck do you not know how to scoop and slice an avocado?

I'm a hotdog and sausage guy with a very flexible menu. I've been thinking constantly about a dog topped with a nice fresh salsa, melted shredded cheese, and a couple of avocado slices. Does that sound good to anyone else?