The server brings you chips and salsa "on the house"

Aren't chips and salsa usually free? Or am I missing the joke

I called a guy a redditor once and he took it as a compliment.
>working night shift at the convenience store, drinking on the job as usual
>dude comes in and grabs a La Croix and a Twix
>looks at the condoms and says "I won't need one of those unless I find a girl who wants to watch Rick and Morty after the deed is done"
>fake a laugh and ring up his purchase
>"Thanks, my good man. You look like a guy that appreciates a cigar and a glass of whiskey"
>I do my job and give him a vaguely positive non-committal answer
>"I wish you good karma and good night."
>I say "good night, redditor" and turn to ring up the next person
>he asks me how I noticed, said thanks, and said he'd make a post about me
What a world.

what the fuck

Did you shower after you got home?

Are you in California? People brag about being redditors all the time over here. It's like a badge of some secret club to have a reddit account.

Literally no event in this story happened.

It is funny how you guys sit around shitposting, asking each other which foods are memes, then suck each others' dicks about how much cooler you are than reddit.

Okay, Mr. Butthurt Redditor.

God I fucking hate Anne Hathaway

>t. redditor

Like clockwork. Your brand of autism is worse than the vegans desu.

im not that other guy but i worked at a gas station for years and you would be shocked at all the dumb shit people used to tell me.

I worked at a Shell right off the interstate in Tennessee. People are fucking weird.

I want you to die just because you were in the vicinity of such vile creature.

Kill yourself you fucking redditor.

It's like clockwork because you keep posting the same shit ten times a day. hurr durr muh chan culture. Maybe if you could think of an original idea and express it in an original way, you wouldn't need the approval of autistic retards.

But you can't, so you do.

*tips*

Oh it's ironic satire i get it

>maybe if I do exactly what he called me out for doing everyone will like me

Gas station jobs rule. You see anyone and everyone.

2/10

good night, redditor

>for visibility

So stop whining about it and leave. Fucking loser

Nah, I'll be up for a few hours. Sometimes I'm in the mood for some reddit forums, sometimes I get bored of that, watch some youtube videos and knock around in Veeky Forums for a while.

...

I don't go to Reddit simply because their layout is fucking hideous.

who here /reddit/?

oh wow you're a regular renaissance man aren't you?

This. I tried reddit but it wasn't the content that drove me away because they have everything, it was the horrendous layout and interface. That's what I don't understand with the "goback" meme because everything that's on Veeky Forums is there and more, except I suppose the blatant racism and even there they just use more subtle means to convey it.

haha what?

It's called a Mexican restaurant. You've never been before? That you Europe?

as cringy as they are the somewhat normal looking ones are nice/above unpleasant

a mexican restaurant? do americans really have restaurants dedicated to recreating ethnic dishes?

>cigar = twix
>whiskey = La Croix

HOLY SHIT LOL

>That one High school slut that was dopey on you dick gets a bartending job

God is good.

Fuck you, friend.

I agree with you user

Okay well where are all the greentext stories then